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Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

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Natter 34: Freak With No Name

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:30:13 am PDT #5381 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Juliana's report indicates the demonic voices are moving west. They're heading for California, Sean. They're heading for you.

t stocks up on holy water and crosses

Thanks, Sean. Thanks a bunch.

This is what happens when I get bored.

Wait -- will we be getting naked for Jasmine?

On the other hand, there are ocassionally upsides.

Of course, we'll be fooded shortly thereafter, so it's a sort of bad news/good news/bad news thing....

DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:32:12 am PDT #5382 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Of course, we'll be fooded shortly thereafter, so it's a sort of bad news/good news/bad news thing....

Only a handful of people a day. It's really not such a bad arrangement.

Allyson - Apr 13, 2005 9:34:53 am PDT #5383 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And I am the Cutest. ita is the dangerousest.

Tim is the richest. Kristen is the Jimmy Chooest. lori is the roveriest.

bon bon - Apr 13, 2005 9:35:39 am PDT #5384 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

::decides this means bon bon has volunteered to go first::

I hope you don't pick up chicks with this reasoning.

tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 9:37:33 am PDT #5385 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dude. Whoa.

What would provoke a Vermont teen to cut off and steal the head of a corpse in a cemetery? The jury's still out, but according to court documents, a 17-year-old suspected of tomb-raiding and head-hijacking talked of using the skull as a bong. After receiving a tip, police visited Morrisville Cemetery to investigate. "We had the funeral director come to the scene and we pulled the casket out. Yes, indeed, we found remains and they had been disturbed," said Morrisville Police Chief Richard Keith. Suspect Nickolas Buckalew was later arrested and charged with unauthorized removal of a dead body. He pleaded innocent to the crime. Buckalew is being held on $1,000 bail.

from Wired.

DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 9:38:59 am PDT #5386 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I hope you don't pick up chicks with this reasoning.

It worked with JZ!

Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 9:39:23 am PDT #5387 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

::decides this means bon bon has volunteered to go first::

Huh, I just figured she was channeling Kyle's mom.

Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:40:18 am PDT #5388 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

17-year-old suspected of tomb-raiding and head-hijacking talked of using the skull as a bong.

Dude, I could make a bong out of this guy's head!

Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 9:42:30 am PDT #5389 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dude, I could make a bong out of this guy's head!

I was just about to post that.

-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:42:59 am PDT #5390 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think it would be hard to make a skull air and water tight.

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