Shoulda left that thing playing, for another 2-3 minutes, after tying your boss down to a chair and duct-taping his mouth shut.
The man shouldn't go to lunch and leave his laptop on his desk without password protection, is all I'm saying.
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 13, 2005 7:47:41 am PDT #5335 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2005 8:00:23 am PDT #5336 of 10001
What is even happening?
Not just Zombies. Oh, no. Not just Zombies on the web. Uh uh. Philosophical Zombies on the web, compete with scholarly articles: [link]
I smell spirit babies, or possibly just branze.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 8:02:22 am PDT #5337 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Philosophical Zombies
Oh, I was thinking something else.
"I think, therefore BRAINS!!!!"
Betsy HP - Apr 13, 2005 8:22:18 am PDT #5338 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
One of my co-workers just made his way into my office, sighed, and sat down. He explained that he didn't have anything to say, it had just been weeks since he talked to me. Then he sat in my office and nattered, playing with my office toys.
Can I apply to become a misanthropist?
bon bon - Apr 13, 2005 8:24:22 am PDT #5339 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Not just Zombies. Oh, no. Not just Zombies on the web. Uh uh. Philosophical Zombies on the web, compete with scholarly articles: [link]
Last night I was talking to Bob about how Jasmine from AtS s.4 is a classic example of the philosophy utility monster.
Calli - Apr 13, 2005 8:27:53 am PDT #5340 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Can I apply to become a misanthropist?
Did you throw your Swingline stapler at him? If so, you've passed the qualifying exam.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 8:29:33 am PDT #5341 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
On the subject of bad milk, this is one area where I err on the side of caution. Usually milk smells bad to me before the sell by date, and I'm paranoid about bad milk.
No bad experiences or nothing, I just don't like the idea of drinking bad milk. I can't watch the scene in the middle of Minority Report for many, many reasons.
Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 8:30:25 am PDT #5342 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I can't watch the scene in the middle of Minority Report for many, many reasons.
#1: It's in the middle of Minority Report.
Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 8:34:14 am PDT #5343 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
#1: It's in the middle of Minority Report.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
JenP - Apr 13, 2005 8:45:52 am PDT #5344 of 10001
I enjoy some of the titles of papers the philosophical zombie author lists at the bottom, this run of three being my favorite:
"Why and how we are not zombies"
"Revenge of the zombies"
"You can't argue with a zombie"
Also, I'm not sure I'm actually lactose intolerant, but I buy Lactaid milk, because the stuff lasts forever. Expiration date and experience tell me so.