I think the best way to conquer the food-poisoning chemicals is through judicious application of liquor, preferably tequila.
Plus, tequila has vitamin C.
But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.
River ,'Safe'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 6:03:40 am PDT #5283 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2005 6:03:53 am PDT #5284 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hot tea + booze. Got it.
I figure it's OK, since quiche is the kind of thing people say is ok to put out on a room-temperature buffet.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 6:04:10 am PDT #5285 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Since we're talking about food poisoning, how can you tell when milk is starting to go bad? Do you go by the date on the carton or by smell?
Smell. Also, presence of solid material in the carton.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2005 6:04:33 am PDT #5286 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Do you go by the date on the carton or by smell?
Smell, but any time I smell anything past the date, I think it smells bad.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 6:05:01 am PDT #5287 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Since we're talking about food poisoning, how can you tell when milk is starting to go bad?
I just take a little taste. I think milk will taste bad before it actually will be bad for your stomach.
You might be able to tell by smelling it too.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 6:05:21 am PDT #5288 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think the best way to conquer the food-poisoning chemicals is through judicious application of liquor, preferably tequila.
This works surprisingly well with colds and such also, though you have to be careful not to consume so much that you weaken your system in the process, or it will be reverse-effective.
beathen - Apr 13, 2005 6:05:43 am PDT #5289 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
Also, presence of solid material in the carton.
That's thin film on the top of the liquid, right?
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 6:05:43 am PDT #5290 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, presence of solid material in the carton.
Be especially wary if the solid material turns green.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 6:06:26 am PDT #5291 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Be especially wary if the solid material turns green.
And if it starts mooing.
shrift - Apr 13, 2005 6:06:40 am PDT #5292 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Guy: I AM THE HELP DESK!
Hee. I've had that conversation.
Me: I need you to reset the password on the flibbertygibbet.
Help Desk: All right. Just give me your name and --
Me: It's not for me. It's for a user X.
Help Desk: I'm sorry, only authorized personnel --
Me: Yeah, I know. I'm on the list.
Help Desk: ... may I ask who's calling?
Me:
Your
technical support, jackass.
By the time my brain catches up, it's too late.
Ah, yes. This makes sense. Because I'm always in the middle of something when the phone rings at work, and since I don't really care or want to know what they want, my brain just sits there like a grumpy slug.