Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Mar 25, 2005 11:59:42 am PST #514 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So bored. I would like to go home now.


Allyson - Mar 25, 2005 12:03:13 pm PST #515 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

omigod, that facial was EXACTLY what i needed. My skin feels fabulous, though blotchy from the extraction and brow wax.

And now to deep condition my hair, maybe take a nap. I just had lunch and a bit of chocolate.

Damn. I could live like this.


DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 12:03:28 pm PST #516 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I got a decent enough reaction with that song, and I'm not willing to push it.

Oh, you could totally do "Son of a Preacher Man" and "Boots." All about the sultry attitude - as is "Fever."


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 12:04:43 pm PST #517 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What about "Too Darned Hot"? That's in a similar place in my head.


Theodosia - Mar 25, 2005 12:04:51 pm PST #518 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

For those with a limited range, Ringo Starr songs are your friends, plus everybody knows them.


Alibelle - Mar 25, 2005 12:06:10 pm PST #519 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

What's a Ringo Starr song? He was a Beatle, right? Did he go solo afterwards?


Scrappy - Mar 25, 2005 12:06:39 pm PST #520 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I just got an email from paypal saying they had flagged my account andasking me to go to Paypal.com website to verify my info, but I'm not a Paypal member, so I guess I should assume this is a scam of some sort?


Lyra Jane - Mar 25, 2005 12:07:28 pm PST #521 of 10001
Up with the sun

Yes. Any unsolicited email asking you to verify an account = scam.


tommyrot - Mar 25, 2005 12:08:23 pm PST #522 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's a Ringo Starr song? He was a Beatle, right? Did he go solo afterwards?
No, it's a song about Bart Starr. When the Packers won the first two Super Bowls, his players would hold up their Super Bowl rings to him and say, "Ring-O! Ring-O" and then sing a song. The songs they'd sing became known as Ringo Starr songs.


Daisy Jane - Mar 25, 2005 12:08:27 pm PST #523 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I also like the idea that

Fever:Heather as 99 Red Balloons:Linz (who loves to do Karaoke)