I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Mar 25, 2005 11:12:16 am PST #492 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I've never done karaoke. Every time I even vaguely contemplate it, I start brooding about how much my voice has gone downhill since my long-ago music classes.


erikaj - Mar 25, 2005 11:15:46 am PST #493 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Like anybody in your audience is conscious, Jilli. And that old guy with "My Way" thinks he's FG.(There's always a "My Way" old guy...it's a rule.Like cops and "Danny Boy")


DavidS - Mar 25, 2005 11:17:23 am PST #494 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've never done karaoke. Every time I even vaguely contemplate it, I start brooding about how much my voice has gone downhill since my long-ago music classes.

::really really wants to see Jilli do karaoke. Something blithe and wicked, maybe, like a Disney villain song.::


Atropa - Mar 25, 2005 11:19:36 am PST #495 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

::really really wants to see Jilli do karaoke. Something blithe and wicked, maybe, like a Disney villain song.::

Ooooh, villain songs ... Which reminds me, I must buy the Little Mermaid soundtrack off of iTunes tonight, because I have this strange urge to hear "Poor Unfortunate Souls".


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 11:20:59 am PST #496 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I have never done karaoke, but because I am a Be Prepared kind of girl, I spend time thinking about what songs (A) have a little tiny range and (B) are likely to be widely available (because otherwise I would sing "The Internet Is For Porn"). My best candidate is "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry".


Lee - Mar 25, 2005 11:21:05 am PST #497 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think that color would be nice, Alibelle.

I would also love to see Jilli doing Karaoke.


erikaj - Mar 25, 2005 11:21:39 am PST #498 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, however, has a memory that won't quit. I'm not sure I would do it in front of him. Embarrassment in front of Hec could be forevah. (But me, too, Hec.)


Atropa - Mar 25, 2005 11:22:27 am PST #499 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

are likely to be widely available

See, that's the big problem right there. I'm pretty sure there aren't a lot of goth karaoke collections.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 11:22:28 am PST #500 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, that finger in the chili ...

I figure it's just part of a murder coverup. Because, really, it must be easier to hide a murder than just the loss of a finger on the job. Or it could be leprosy, and the leper didn't realise until they went home.

I love the headlines:

  • Diner puts a finger on what's wrong with the chili
  • Wendy's Introduces Low-Carb Cannibalism
  • Finger-licking good? California Wendy's serves chili con digit
  • Distasteful finger food

And my favorite ...

  • Woman Claims She Found Finger In Her Chili

Because maybe it's not really a finger. Or she didn't find it in the chili.

Still -- one Soylent Green crack on the first page of google news hits. I'm disappointed.


Aims - Mar 25, 2005 11:26:57 am PST #501 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

goth karaoke

I'm moving to Seattle and opening this bar. Jilli can help me decorate and choose songs.