Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 11, 2005 3:25:50 pm PDT #4789 of 10001

Toodleoodleooo....

Hey, you're still alive, right? I'm totally trustworthy.

One funny thing: when my brother was a toddler, the panthers (?) at the Sonora Desert Museum stalked him. Just him. There were other toddlers about, but they were ignored. My brother apparently looked like the tastiest prey. Flash forward to the Waco Zoo 24 years later and.... the cougars and the cheetah stalked his son, ignoring all other small fry.

Apparently, my family's little ones read as FOOD to large cats. Good thing our origins are largely unlargecatted territories. Cause otherwise? We probably wouldn't have made it.

edit:

sara, the "i" quickedit means italics, not invisible.

Yes, I know. I was being a inept treacherous sort.


Lee - Apr 11, 2005 3:36:48 pm PDT #4790 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Anyone want to go have dinner with me tonight?


amych - Apr 11, 2005 3:37:56 pm PDT #4791 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Anyone want to go have dinner with me tonight?

Sure.


Lee - Apr 11, 2005 3:43:29 pm PDT #4792 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yay!


Eddie - Apr 11, 2005 4:23:24 pm PDT #4793 of 10001
Your tag here.

Evening, everyone!

Have a good dinner Perkins and Amych.

Good luck, Allyson and Lori... here kitty, kitty I'm sure you'll make it.

Yay spring!


Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 4:28:32 pm PDT #4794 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse can read it just by turning her screen on a diagonal.

I am hip to all the tricks. Thank goodness I have a laptop!!


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2005 4:30:57 pm PDT #4795 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thank goodness I have a laptop!!

Don't be daft. You can just tilt your head.

Evening, Eddie.


tiggy - Apr 11, 2005 4:36:14 pm PDT #4796 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

let's just hope Allyson and lori didn't wear the eau de' kittie.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 4:48:03 pm PDT #4797 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Don't be daft. You can just tilt your head.

Well that's true. But much less effective.

OK, so I'm watching the ER show on TLC, and holy crap, dude! They have a guy who CUT OFF HIS OWN HAND BECAUSE HE'S AN AMPUTEE FETISHIST. Dude. Half of the other people on the show are nuts, too, but not as nuts as that.


Scrappy - Apr 11, 2005 4:50:21 pm PDT #4798 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yikes, Jesse, that's just wrong.