Don't be daft. You can just tilt your head.
Well that's true. But much less effective.
OK, so I'm watching the ER show on TLC, and holy crap, dude! They have a guy who
CUT OFF HIS OWN HAND BECAUSE HE'S AN AMPUTEE FETISHIST.
Dude. Half of the other people on the show are nuts, too, but not as nuts as that.
Yikes, Jesse, that's just wrong.
that's creepy as hell, Jesse.
He comes in saying it was a lawnmower accident, but the doctors can tell it's not true, obviously.
Meanwhile, now there's an old guy whose heart stops every time he drinks ice water.
This is the craziest show ever.
I think that ER thing is very efficient. I mean, saves him having to look elsewhere for wank material. I foresee potential complications, though.
I think I just committed a laundry faux pas. If someone's left their laundry (dry, with soap in the basket) next to a washer, how long do they have until they lose dibs?
If the answer's more than 60s, I was a bad girl. Still -- I only leave my stuff in the laundry room to save carting it back and forth until I get a machine, not to hold a place in line. It occurred to me as I loaded the washer that mightn't be how everyone else sees it.
You know, I'm all about the tolerance, but that's just beyond my capacity for... anything, actually. And Jesse made me change the channel. I'm changing it back now. I only saw the cold water guy.
ETA: I'm talking about the crazy ER dude, not the laundry thing. I don't think you can save laundry machines. Seems wrong to me.
Jesse, you do realize you're missing Monster Garage on Discovery? With TRACTOR PULLING!
I DONT WANNA WORK ON THIS AUCTION ANY MORE
Stuffed mountain cat auction?
Shouldn't they get a psych consult for this guy? Or do I watch too much ERtheshow? Or did I just miss that part? Oh, man, people are beyond weird. He's so creepy. (I didn't change the channel back yet)