PhD??? Only kidding! Congrats!!
Cries.
Don't talk like that.
I know. It's scary. (Actually I have a "real" job. I just need a non-soul destroying one.)
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:56:16 pm PDT #4778 of 10001
hip deep in pie
sarameg - Apr 11, 2005 3:02:11 pm PDT #4779 of 10001
So, when the loudspeaker beeps and security keeps saying, "Attention. A small mountain lion the size of a coyote has been seen in the East Lot. Please use caution," what the frig are we supposed to do?
When it is time to leave, encourage slower and smaller coworkers to head out first. If possible, rub or festoon them with raw meat first. Then, when they are screaming in terror and the cat takes them down, run like hell to your car. Or wait until they are consumed and saunter slowly, since the cat will be in a food coma.
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 3:06:13 pm PDT #4780 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe we could just toss them loaves of bread. I mean, they've been on a lifetime atkins diet. Won't the carbs take them down, immediately?
sarameg - Apr 11, 2005 3:08:45 pm PDT #4781 of 10001
And miss an opportunity to rid yourself of more annoying employees?
Ooh, if there is a larger, faster and more annoying coworker, you can go tell him how sweet the kitties are and how they loooove when people hand feed them caf food and you would but you are allergic and won't they please take pity on the poor kittycats?
Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 3:09:13 pm PDT #4782 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
sara scares me a little.
DXMachina - Apr 11, 2005 3:09:53 pm PDT #4783 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
When it is time to leave, encourage slower and smaller coworkers to head out first.
Wouldn't that be Allyson?
What's plan B?
DXMachina - Apr 11, 2005 3:10:45 pm PDT #4784 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
What's plan B?
Ooh, if there is a larger, faster and more annoying coworker, you can go tell him how sweet the kitties are and how they loooove when people hand feed them caf food and you would but you are allergic and won't they please take pity on the poor kittycats?
Much better.
sarameg - Apr 11, 2005 3:14:49 pm PDT #4785 of 10001
sara scares me a little.
Aww, c'mon, you know I am harmless and sweet and wouldn't feed you to Homer.
well, if I had more space and I got to keep him, the snugglefloof...
Besides, very few cougars/large cats around my workplace. And besides, layoffs are so prevalent....
Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 3:20:06 pm PDT #4786 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You know I can read your italics, right?
DXMachina - Apr 11, 2005 3:22:58 pm PDT #4787 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
sara, the "i" quickedit means italics, not invisible. Jesse can read it just by turning her screen on a diagonal.