You know, if my mother had named me "Clive Staples," I might not have had the most enlightened attitudes towards women either.
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
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Clive Owen doesn't seem to have a problem. I mean, we don't know that his middle name is Staples, but it could be, like, Hitler or Hassenpfeffer or Oogedy-Boogedy. Nonetheless, he neither smokes a pipenor rails against modernity.
His middle name is, obviously, "Robin's Lover".
If you get my share of C.S. Lewis, does this mean I get your share of Noel Coward?
I think Clive Owen should smoke a pipe. Mrowr.
(And for "smoke a pipe," insert...well, just about anything.)
I think he would look very silly smoking a pipe. Really, the age of the pipe has gone by, unless you're smoking dope in the pipe, in which case, you win irony points (double if you'er also wearing a grandfather sweater).
His middle name is, obviously, "Robin's Lover".
As opposed to Tolkien who, due to a tragic scooby-dooish speech impediment, was "Robin's Rover"?
Oh man, I should totally start smoking a pipe. They always smell so good.
no. no you shouldn't crazy lady.
go buy some gum.
And it is well known that girls with lip cancer are totally hawt.
yes, it does smell good, doesn't it?