Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:35:43 am PST #411 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm mad at them for having no songs before 1970.

I'm thinking you need the Old Fogey Video Network.


Dana - Mar 25, 2005 8:35:50 am PST #412 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm mad at them for having no songs before 1970.

Well, the song does kind of need a video to make fun of.

There's a pretty big proportion of songs from right around when I was 12 or 13.


Scrappy - Mar 25, 2005 8:36:00 am PST #413 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I got a big hate on for Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love is". Sounds less like a love song and more like strangled whining to me.


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 8:36:14 am PST #414 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'm thinking you need the Old Fogey Video Network.

Okay. Which channel is that?


msbelle - Mar 25, 2005 8:36:25 am PST #415 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I love a lot of those songs. VH-1 needs to back off. I will come at them with my cassingle of "Please Don't Go Girl" and I will bash their heads in.

I cannot believe I have had occassion to reference this cassingle twice in a month. cutiehead Joey Mac.


DXMachina - Mar 25, 2005 8:37:22 am PST #416 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Whereas, it's possible to buy a house, rent it, and have both the mortgage payment and the property taxes covered by rent, if you plan for the long term.

Okay, but then where do you live? I agree it's a nice investment income if you can do it, but you have to be in a place to plan to own two houses.

You buy a two family house.


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 8:38:10 am PST #417 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Oh, and "Every Breath You Take"? NOT a love song. Not not not.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:38:19 am PST #418 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got a big hate on for Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love is". Sounds less like a love song and more like strangled whining to me.

Ach!

::clutches chest, weaves dizzily::

I love that song. It's all "I'm so broken." And, well, I'm so broken.

Which channel is that?

You're going to need to take some initiative, and also some time travel technology. Like Dana says, without a video, you're shopping in the wrong store.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 8:38:33 am PST #419 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, and "Every Breath You Take"? NOT a love song. Not not not.

Oh HELL no. It's a stalker's anthem.


juliana - Mar 25, 2005 8:40:12 am PST #420 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

That Firehouse song - what's the name... "I'm the one who wants to be with you/Deep inside you know you feel it too...."

Also Warrant's "Heaven". Both of those should be on there. They are most awesomely bad.