Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Mar 25, 2005 8:38:10 am PST #417 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Oh, and "Every Breath You Take"? NOT a love song. Not not not.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2005 8:38:19 am PST #418 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got a big hate on for Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love is". Sounds less like a love song and more like strangled whining to me.

Ach!

::clutches chest, weaves dizzily::

I love that song. It's all "I'm so broken." And, well, I'm so broken.

Which channel is that?

You're going to need to take some initiative, and also some time travel technology. Like Dana says, without a video, you're shopping in the wrong store.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2005 8:38:33 am PST #419 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, and "Every Breath You Take"? NOT a love song. Not not not.

Oh HELL no. It's a stalker's anthem.


juliana - Mar 25, 2005 8:40:12 am PST #420 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

That Firehouse song - what's the name... "I'm the one who wants to be with you/Deep inside you know you feel it too...."

Also Warrant's "Heaven". Both of those should be on there. They are most awesomely bad.


Kristen - Mar 25, 2005 8:40:53 am PST #421 of 10001

Oh, and "Every Breath You Take"? NOT a love song. Not not not.

And yet. I'm sure it has been a wedding song a time or two hundred.


Dana - Mar 25, 2005 8:42:25 am PST #422 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

That Firehouse song - what's the name... "I'm the one who wants to be with you/Deep inside you know you feel it too...."

That's Mr. Big, not Firehouse.

Also Warrant's "Heaven". Both of those should be on there. They are most awesomely bad.

Oh, my god, Warrant. Flashback.


Kristen - Mar 25, 2005 8:43:43 am PST #423 of 10001

Someone needs to report if they do "Fly to the Angels."


Scrappy - Mar 25, 2005 8:44:35 am PST #424 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

ita, but his voice. Yikes--just too reedy for the huge background or something.


Nicole - Mar 25, 2005 8:45:02 am PST #425 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

By Slaughter, Kristen?


Nutty - Mar 25, 2005 8:45:03 am PST #426 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

You buy a two family house.

What DX said. There are all sorts of different tax breaks and laws in this state for owning and renting while living on the property vs. owning and renting while living somewhere else. Also, I am hip deep in a sea of multifamily houses. (Actually, they're the hottest properties in this area, because of the profits from renting to a captive population: college students.)

Have nothing to say about bad love songs. Except, does "Silly Love Songs" get on the list? Wings was after 1970, right?