You don't mind if I cast Jaye Tyler for this, do you?
Oh, not at all. If you've seen Jaye wake up, you've seen me wake up.
And now I'm a little creeped out by the thought of people on the Internets watching me sleep.
'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
You don't mind if I cast Jaye Tyler for this, do you?
Oh, not at all. If you've seen Jaye wake up, you've seen me wake up.
And now I'm a little creeped out by the thought of people on the Internets watching me sleep.
I'm a little creeped out by the thought of people on the Internets watching me sleep
Give us your address so we can come over.
Great. Now I want edamame.
Too late.
Gone now.
a lot of caffeine (defined as my old habit of two diet sodas per day)
Piker.
I find myself clutching the alarm clock, eyes swollen, hair askew, and frantically saying, "I CAN'T READ!!!"
I've done this. I've also demanded at the top of my lungs why the sun hasn't come up yet.
bon bon, is your work place dress code business casual, and if so, what does that mean where you work?
Yes. No jeans. Men must wear collared shirts. Everything clean and unwrinkled.
Thanks!
Try not being a morning person and having to avoid consuming a lot of caffeine (defined as my old habit of two diet sodas per day) for medical reasons.
(Checks)
(Raises hand)
That'd be me. Though my habit was more like 5-6 cups of coffee (where cup = that huge size on Cafe Press) + 2-3 diet sodas per day.
a lot of caffeine (defined as my old habit of two diet sodas per day)
Piker.
Trust me, I know. That was down from two double espressos and a regular soda per day at work, mind you, but for my system, it was apparently still too much.