Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I am distinctly not a morning person. I can usually function well enough to get myself showered, dressed, and to work, but I can't eat for at least an hour after I wake up, and I do much better if I don't talk to people.
bon bon, is your work place dress code business casual, and if so, what does that mean where you work?
What's up? No, I mean, what does non-morning mean?
I do my best work at night. Left to my own devices, I will stay up until dawn, crawl into bed not long before the sun comes up, and stay there until sometime after noon.
Therefore I have a conflict when I'm expected to wake an hour or three after I want to go to sleep. Many mornings, I find myself clutching the alarm clock, eyes swollen, hair askew, and frantically saying, "I CAN'T READ!!!" Because I can see red numbers looking back at me like evil little demons from a hell dimension, but I can't actually comprehend what they mean.
A hot shower and coffee grant me a small amount of brain function and motor control. It doesn't actually keep from wanting to destroy the universe. It's a good thing destroying the universe takes effort, because otherwise, I would have done it years ago.
This is why, five or six days out of seven, I wake up wrathful and stay that way.
What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.
Pete is FAR more of a morning person that I am. Which is why he makes the coffee.
I find myself clutching the alarm clock, eyes swollen, hair askew, and frantically saying, "I CAN'T READ!!!"
You don't mind if I cast Jaye Tyler for this, do you?
You want fun? Try not being a morning person and having to avoid consuming a lot of caffeine (defined as my old habit of two diet sodas per day) for medical reasons. If I hadn't cut the simple carbs mostly out of my diet, I'd be a divorcee at the very least by now for dragging my butt and being snappish.
ita, I am eating edamame right now, AIFG.
You don't mind if I cast Jaye Tyler for this, do you?
Oh, not at all. If you've seen Jaye wake up, you've seen me wake up.
And now I'm a little creeped out by the thought of people on the Internets watching me sleep.
I'm a little creeped out by the thought of people on the Internets watching me sleep
Give us your address so we can come over.
Great. Now I want edamame.
Too late.
Gone now.
a lot of caffeine (defined as my old habit of two diet sodas per day)
Piker.