And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 06, 2005 12:42:37 pm PDT #3894 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

6am is an unholy hour, and no reasonable person should ever have to wake that early.

There's a 6 am??? Or is that just another word for fuck-o-clock-in-the-morning?

What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.

I don't need my brain turned on to make coffee. My arms and legs will go through the correct motions without me.


Lyra Jane - Apr 06, 2005 12:43:00 pm PDT #3895 of 10001
Up with the sun

Ours has a timer, and when I remember to set it, it's cool. But we very rarely do. (I think we just need to make it a habit.)

I don't. That is why God invented Coffee Bean.

Ah. So the process is get up, shower, dress, leave house, purchase coffee, drink coffee? I've never really had a situation where stopping at a coffee place on the way to work made sense, but I can see why it would be easier if it did.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 06, 2005 12:44:10 pm PDT #3896 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah. I never set up my coffee in the morning. It's always set up the night before, and we have a timer on our machine. LYRA COME OUT OF THE DARK AGES!!!


ChiKat - Apr 06, 2005 12:44:44 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.

I either drink it at work when someone else has made it, or I get the coffee pot ready the night before and just have to flip a switch.


Jesse - Apr 06, 2005 12:45:18 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I definitely need food and coffee before leaving the house, as discussed here already, but the food part is the key. Actually, somewhat recently I had toast first thing, but no coffee, and a couple of hours later was about to start STABBING EVERYONE, and then I realized why. Oops.


Kristen - Apr 06, 2005 12:46:21 pm PDT #3899 of 10001

So the process is get up, shower, dress, leave house, purchase coffee, drink coffee?

Yep. I'm on autopilot until I hit Pico and the caffeine starts to kick in.

ETA: Not to mention the nicotine.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2005 12:48:05 pm PDT #3900 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My standard morning routine involves checking e-mail, getting up to date on four or five sites, watching an "hour" of TV, a long shower, and breakfast.

Intellectually I understand that cutting down to a short shower and breakfast would mean I could sleep an hour more.

It just never takes.


bon bon - Apr 06, 2005 12:49:53 pm PDT #3901 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.

I force my bf to get up and make it for me or go to Starbucks when he's out of town. That is how.


Aims - Apr 06, 2005 12:50:23 pm PDT #3902 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

These days I get up at 5:40, put on my robe and stumble to the living room to my rocker. I sit down and get handed a baby to feed.


Lee - Apr 06, 2005 12:54:51 pm PDT #3903 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am distinctly not a morning person. I can usually function well enough to get myself showered, dressed, and to work, but I can't eat for at least an hour after I wake up, and I do much better if I don't talk to people.

bon bon, is your work place dress code business casual, and if so, what does that mean where you work?