I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2005 12:34:39 pm PDT #3890 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just took a walk to one of the other buildings on the campus to buy soda. And stopped for a chat with someone I hadn't talked to in a while. And walked on the grass.

And now there's ginger ale at my desk!

Not only do I wonder why (the wonder falls) I haven't done this more often, I wonder if I'll even remember tomorrow.


Jesse - Apr 06, 2005 12:35:02 pm PDT #3891 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can be either a night person or a morning person, but not both. I mean, if I've gotten enough sleep the night before, I wake up alert and chipper, no matter when. But having to get up two hours earlier than the norm (whatever the current norm is) leads to groggy Jesse all day. And coffee doesn't help at all if what I need is more sleep. So in my current student life, setting my alarm for 8 is an issue, because I'm used to staying up past 12, but when I worked, I woke up at 7 every day with no problem, but I also started getting ready for bed at 10.


P.M. Marc - Apr 06, 2005 12:36:05 pm PDT #3892 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.

My parents used to prepare it the night before, so all they'd have to do was flip the switch to on. For a while, we had one of those ones with a timer, and that worked nicely.

Now, when I'm drinking coffee, my earlier-rising (because his job starts at 8) husband makes it, so it's there waiting for me when I stumble, zombie-like, from my bed.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 06, 2005 12:42:16 pm PDT #3893 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Lisiprin changed me from a night owl to an afternoon owl. I usually fall asleep by 10pm unless there's soemthing specific I'm staying up for. First alarm is at 6am, and second alarm starts going off at 6:45, running through snooze cycles until sometime between 7am and 7:20am. The long drive to work allows me to gradually wake up by 9, but I'm not really productive and efficient until 10:30 or 11, just as I would be if I worked locally and rolled out of bed 20 minutes before work. I probably have several prime hours after quitting time, at least one of which I used to work rather than driving or eating dinner in.

Sadly, the difficult new schedule is so ingrained that I usually wake up around 6 even on alarm-free weekends, though I can often nap until 9 or so if there's not too much noise.


Jessica - Apr 06, 2005 12:42:37 pm PDT #3894 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

6am is an unholy hour, and no reasonable person should ever have to wake that early.

There's a 6 am??? Or is that just another word for fuck-o-clock-in-the-morning?

What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.

I don't need my brain turned on to make coffee. My arms and legs will go through the correct motions without me.


Lyra Jane - Apr 06, 2005 12:43:00 pm PDT #3895 of 10001
Up with the sun

Ours has a timer, and when I remember to set it, it's cool. But we very rarely do. (I think we just need to make it a habit.)

I don't. That is why God invented Coffee Bean.

Ah. So the process is get up, shower, dress, leave house, purchase coffee, drink coffee? I've never really had a situation where stopping at a coffee place on the way to work made sense, but I can see why it would be easier if it did.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 06, 2005 12:44:10 pm PDT #3896 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yeah. I never set up my coffee in the morning. It's always set up the night before, and we have a timer on our machine. LYRA COME OUT OF THE DARK AGES!!!


ChiKat - Apr 06, 2005 12:44:44 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

What I don't understand about all you night owls is how you manage to make coffee when you're barely functional.

I either drink it at work when someone else has made it, or I get the coffee pot ready the night before and just have to flip a switch.


Jesse - Apr 06, 2005 12:45:18 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I definitely need food and coffee before leaving the house, as discussed here already, but the food part is the key. Actually, somewhat recently I had toast first thing, but no coffee, and a couple of hours later was about to start STABBING EVERYONE, and then I realized why. Oops.


Kristen - Apr 06, 2005 12:46:21 pm PDT #3899 of 10001

So the process is get up, shower, dress, leave house, purchase coffee, drink coffee?

Yep. I'm on autopilot until I hit Pico and the caffeine starts to kick in.

ETA: Not to mention the nicotine.