The chicken "caesar" salad from Whole Foods? Eh. The chicken "caesar" salad from Au Bon Pain? Still the winnah.

Interesting. I heard that Au Bon Pain's got a really good chef in charge of its menu now. I had beef barley soup from there today and it was yummy.

Eh, there are a lot worse things you could have accidently printed.

Wordy bint Word. Coulda been Peter Pan slash or something. And at least I always do the test document before going ahead and printing all 35 copies.

(Edited because I like to mix up the imperialist cultural appropriation.)

Thanks, -t! However: 180 calories is not enough for a meal, and if I'm in BK I'm eating a Whopper Jr. anyway.

And just to expand of previous: Whole Foods just uses misc. lettuce, and includes roasted garlic caesar dressing, which is yum. ABP uses the right lettuce, and lets you pick your dressing, so I pick balsamic vaigrette. Hence making it un-caesar-y.

FYI.

Why all the "caesar"ing?

scarfs down cookie

That duck thing ain't going away ever, is it?

It's right up there with squirrels terrified into incontinence.

Cindy, I just edited my prev. post. None of these are traditional Caesar salads.

Healthma galore to Mr. Mejia. Hope your healthy soon, Jeff.

My eyeball hurts. This is undoubtedly due to me wearing my previous prescription on my backup glasses for more than a year. My eyeball is basically saying, "Fuck you, lazybones. Get a new prescription." It says this with shooting stabby pain in my right eye, and sudden, profluent watering.

It was really hard not to get a burger, and I'm surprisingly full. I'm sure it's a more meal-sized number of calories with the dressing, I just happened to get one that had an ingredient I can't eat (they don't automatically give you Caesar dressing, weird).

(eta: Ouch! Poor Hec eyes)

Y'all are making me hungry. I'm thinking Subway for a turkey wrap.

It's right up there with squirrels terrified into incontinence

Does that relate to the Peruvian Squirrel Pimps?