Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 06, 2005 8:43:52 am PDT #3730 of 10001
What is even happening?

Why all the "caesar"ing?

scarfs down cookie

That duck thing ain't going away ever, is it?


Emily - Apr 06, 2005 8:45:10 am PDT #3731 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

It's right up there with squirrels terrified into incontinence.


Jesse - Apr 06, 2005 8:45:30 am PDT #3732 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Cindy, I just edited my prev. post. None of these are traditional Caesar salads.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2005 8:45:59 am PDT #3733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Healthma galore to Mr. Mejia. Hope your healthy soon, Jeff.

My eyeball hurts. This is undoubtedly due to me wearing my previous prescription on my backup glasses for more than a year. My eyeball is basically saying, "Fuck you, lazybones. Get a new prescription." It says this with shooting stabby pain in my right eye, and sudden, profluent watering.


-t - Apr 06, 2005 8:46:37 am PDT #3734 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It was really hard not to get a burger, and I'm surprisingly full. I'm sure it's a more meal-sized number of calories with the dressing, I just happened to get one that had an ingredient I can't eat (they don't automatically give you Caesar dressing, weird).

(eta: Ouch! Poor Hec eyes)


Daisy Jane - Apr 06, 2005 8:48:03 am PDT #3735 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Y'all are making me hungry. I'm thinking Subway for a turkey wrap.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 06, 2005 8:49:06 am PDT #3736 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's right up there with squirrels terrified into incontinence

Does that relate to the Peruvian Squirrel Pimps?


DavidS - Apr 06, 2005 8:51:03 am PDT #3737 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Does that relate to the Peruvian Squirrel Pimps?

It does. Those were related discussions.


Sue - Apr 06, 2005 8:52:35 am PDT #3738 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Everything comes back to the Peruvian Squirrel Pimps.

Or dogs in Elk.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 8:56:12 am PDT #3739 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has the research into farting herring been posted here? It's been honored at the 2005 Ig™ Nobel Tour of the UK, along with the gay duck necrophilia research.