raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 11:09:46 am PDT #3342 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 11:10:06 am PDT #3343 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
what is the weather like in NYC these days?
Shitty. It's pissing down. Bloody awful, really.
juliana - Apr 05, 2005 11:10:36 am PDT #3344 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
If the hotel comforter has blood stains, I suggest switching hotels.
Heh. A bunch of us were staying at a Travelodge once, and I was called in as the "Resident Hair Dye and Other Nasty Things" expert to determine if a dark reddish stain on the carpet was blood or not. It was hair dye from the band that had stayed there the week before. This did not soothe my squeamish friend's mind at ALL.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 11:10:53 am PDT #3345 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
sperm on the bedsheets and poo on your mittens...
DavidS - Apr 05, 2005 11:11:03 am PDT #3346 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wow, that google map stuff is very cool.
JohnSweden - Apr 05, 2005 11:11:25 am PDT #3347 of 10001
I can't even.
If the hotel comforter has blood stains, I suggest switching hotels.
I stayed in a hotel room that nasty once, north of Indy on the way to Terre Haute. It was one of those been driving too many hours, must stop now, kind of deals. I just piled a bunch of stuff against the door in hopes of waking up prior to being killed and slept perched on some stuff. I was sure the car would get busted into during the night, but it was fine.
Kate P. - Apr 05, 2005 11:12:40 am PDT #3348 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Note to Kate's file, for reference with future boyfriends: Not So Bendy.
Hey now, I'm well within the normal range of, uh, bendiness. Just stating that one need not be blessed with extraordinary flexibility to use squat toilets.
Also, she's right off the ballet team!
This is probably accurate, though.
I think they're easy enough for me to use, but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.
How so? Even then, it's on the floor, and the only part of you coming in contact with it (hopefully) is the bottom of your shoe. Which is gross, for sure, but way less gross than sitting on it. Basically, I like squat toilets because they allow you to hover above the toilet at a safe distance rather than letting your Delicate Bits get dirty.
edit: oops, sorry. I am happy to move on from the Great Toilet Debate. Also, it seems that Jessica has already made my points for me.
msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 11:13:10 am PDT #3349 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Perkins it is lovely, but we are expecting more rain this weekend.
ita is barely on the list- hanging by a thread.
Lee - Apr 05, 2005 11:14:34 am PDT #3350 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ita is barely on the list- hanging by a thread.
Does that mean I get her place in the cute guy line?
msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 11:15:13 am PDT #3351 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Lo, I do not control that list.