You want to join that badly? Have sex in Denver.
(general you, not specific you)
I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:29 am PDT #3232 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:48 am PDT #3233 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I cannot wait until all the Easter candy is finally gone from the stores, because I just can't resist. I had a caramel/marshmallow egg earlier, made with real goat's milk.
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
One tries not to think about that.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:53 am PDT #3234 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
I think the question is more pointedly -- have you ever not had sex in a hotel? Well, someone else did, on those very sheets. Also, that wall, in that tub, and on the sofa. Don't ask how the jizz got on the door.
I think it counts as sex, but surely shouldn't count as mile high club sex. Plus, the flight needs to be longer, if you're going to be all comfortable and stuff.
juliana - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:54 am PDT #3235 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
Okaaaaaaaaaaaay - breaking my happy little carefully-constructed "lalalalalala" about sleeping in hotel beds.
Eugh!!! Also, totally cheating, this mile-high thing.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:29:36 am PDT #3236 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think the proximity to the pilot is what gives me the creeps. I mean, having sex on a plane is supposed to be something you do on the sly, not something everyone on the plane knows about and is in fact helping you with. (Renting a hotel room for sex differs in that, even if the staff knows exactly what's going on, they're not going to be waiting outside the door for you to finish so they can put the sheets in a bag for you to take home.)
JohnSweden - Apr 05, 2005 9:29:52 am PDT #3237 of 10001
I can't even.
you get to keep your sheets as a souvenir of this special event
Um, no thanks?
You think those were new sheets?
They can feel free to keep them and boil the living hell out of them like hotel laundry does. Not that I'll be using their service. I'm waiting for them to start offering Space Shuttle sex trips.
Lysana - Apr 05, 2005 9:30:08 am PDT #3238 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
teaspoon state
So how do you say "teaspoon" in Hebrew, Nilly? Just curious.
A co-worker just told me about Mile High Altanta.
That's totally cheating, isn't it?
In a sense, yes, but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 9:30:09 am PDT #3239 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
Yes I have, and no, I didn't think they were new sheets. I tried not to think about it too much, because GROSS!
Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:30:16 am PDT #3240 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The thought of the pilot being RIGHT OVER THERE squicks me A WHOLE LOT.
Again, me and Jessica right there in each other';s brains.
brenda m - Apr 05, 2005 9:30:21 am PDT #3241 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Heh. Remember the Monk episode where he brought in those blood/bodily fluid scanners to check out the hotel room? Euggh.