Not just you, Jesse.
Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!
Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 9:26:17 am PDT #3227 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:26:56 am PDT #3228 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You'd rather they kept the sheets and reused them?
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:27:20 am PDT #3229 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thanks, Jessica. I was just thinking that.
Dana - Apr 05, 2005 9:27:27 am PDT #3230 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Thanks, guys. I'm coping by...having leftover Easter candy for lunch. No one can say I don't have well developed coping strategies.
msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 9:27:59 am PDT #3231 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you people are surprised that something Gross is going on around a publicized "Mile-High" something or another?
I'd guess souviner keeping has a market in the population of people who search out ways to join a mile-high club.
Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:29 am PDT #3232 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You want to join that badly? Have sex in Denver.
(general you, not specific you)
Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:48 am PDT #3233 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I cannot wait until all the Easter candy is finally gone from the stores, because I just can't resist. I had a caramel/marshmallow egg earlier, made with real goat's milk.
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
One tries not to think about that.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:53 am PDT #3234 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
I think the question is more pointedly -- have you ever not had sex in a hotel? Well, someone else did, on those very sheets. Also, that wall, in that tub, and on the sofa. Don't ask how the jizz got on the door.
I think it counts as sex, but surely shouldn't count as mile high club sex. Plus, the flight needs to be longer, if you're going to be all comfortable and stuff.
juliana - Apr 05, 2005 9:28:54 am PDT #3235 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Have you ever had sex in a hotel? You think those were new sheets?
Okaaaaaaaaaaaay - breaking my happy little carefully-constructed "lalalalalala" about sleeping in hotel beds.
Eugh!!! Also, totally cheating, this mile-high thing.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:29:36 am PDT #3236 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think the proximity to the pilot is what gives me the creeps. I mean, having sex on a plane is supposed to be something you do on the sly, not something everyone on the plane knows about and is in fact helping you with. (Renting a hotel room for sex differs in that, even if the staff knows exactly what's going on, they're not going to be waiting outside the door for you to finish so they can put the sheets in a bag for you to take home.)