Every time Opening Day arrives, I'm all, "What? It's only the beginning of April. It might still snow. Why are people playing baseball?"
I should jump on the bandwagon and be all, "The Cubs are gonna win the World Series this year!" even though they won't.
Also, Opening Day was yesterday
::cough::bullshitgameSeligisawhore::cough::
Opening day is today here. How do I, nonfollower of anything sportslike, know?
Because of all the admonitions of traffic reporters to AVOID DOWNTOWN today.
Maybe I should jump on the Royals bandwagon. It's not really a win the World Series bandwagon, it's really more of a "We won't end up in last place" bandwagon.
I may randomly yell "Selig is a whore" if I make it to any games this year.
GO METS!
Dude, the Mets are so not going to be in last place this year.
Dude, the Mets are so not going to be in last place this year.
Well, once they recover from losing on Opening Day.
May as well join the futilityfest with a hearty Let's Go Jays! Hope springs eternal, and all that. Our home opener is on Thursday, and it won't be the same without having to play hooky from work in the afternoon to go see the game.
Back in the small business days, the office would be shut down and everybody went to the home opener.
Dude, the Mets are so not going to be in last place this year.
Well, they're in the same division with the Nationals. Who everybody's picking to be last.
Not that DC will care for the first couple of years.