Employees at the Wendy's store were asked to show investigators their fingers after the Tuesday night incident. All employees' digits were accounted for

I'm not sure if the author of this article was intending to be funny, but this is making me snort.

"All of our employees have ten digits," said Denny Lynch, a spokesman for Wendy's International Inc.

As is this.

But this (below) is the most surreally funny to me, for some damn reason:

They believe it belongs to a woman because of the long, manicured nail.

How were things with the director?

The designer? Fine so far. I'll be spending 32 (or more) hours working with him this weekend, so we'll see.

I read about that in the LA Times this morning. Is it bad that I thought it was funny, in a Sweeney Todd kind of way?

"She was so emotionally upset once she found out what it was," Alexiou said. "She was vomiting."

Actually, I think vomiting is a fairly rational reaction to such a discovery.

Jon Stewart reading from crib notes on the Da Vinci Code on TDS tonight? Adorable!

Jon Stewart doing anything = adorable.

Joining sumi in the sap corner. Damn that ER.

Interrupting the JS love to say I'M AN AUNT. Little Io Elizabeth joined us at 8:56PM. Mummy and baby are doing fine, and she's beyoootiful. Maybe she can marry Allyson's nephew.

Oh! Congrats on Auntiehood! My advice is to spoil her ROTTEN. Yep. It is your sole purpose. Auntie buy.

Yay Vortex and little Io Elizabeth!

Congratlations, Vortes and Welcome Io!