Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Mar 24, 2005 7:48:35 pm PST #270 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I read about that in the LA Times this morning. Is it bad that I thought it was funny, in a Sweeney Todd kind of way?

"She was so emotionally upset once she found out what it was," Alexiou said. "She was vomiting."

Actually, I think vomiting is a fairly rational reaction to such a discovery.


Scrappy - Mar 24, 2005 7:53:28 pm PST #271 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jon Stewart reading from crib notes on the Da Vinci Code on TDS tonight? Adorable!


Rio - Mar 24, 2005 8:07:23 pm PST #272 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Jon Stewart doing anything = adorable.


Nicole - Mar 24, 2005 8:08:58 pm PST #273 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Joining sumi in the sap corner. Damn that ER.


Vortex - Mar 24, 2005 8:15:05 pm PST #274 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Interrupting the JS love to say I'M AN AUNT. Little Io Elizabeth joined us at 8:56PM. Mummy and baby are doing fine, and she's beyoootiful. Maybe she can marry Allyson's nephew.


Allyson - Mar 24, 2005 8:39:13 pm PST #275 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! Congrats on Auntiehood! My advice is to spoil her ROTTEN. Yep. It is your sole purpose. Auntie buy.


Consuela - Mar 24, 2005 8:42:27 pm PST #276 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yay Vortex and little Io Elizabeth!


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 8:43:11 pm PST #277 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Congratlations, Vortes and Welcome Io!


Burrell - Mar 24, 2005 8:54:51 pm PST #278 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Congrats, Vortex. Auntiehood is fun.


Susan W. - Mar 24, 2005 9:46:34 pm PST #279 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Hivemind (or maybe just ita):

I need to render a man unconscious, preferably in such a way that he'll be out cold for a few hours. Scenario is as follows:

R attacks A with intent to rape. A fights back as best she can, though she doesn't have the fighting skills to make up for her lesser size and strength. And I'm toying with upping the stakes by having R pull a dagger on A, but I'm afraid that might lessen the options open to our rescuer, J.

J is the one who gets the privilege of rendering R unconscious. J is unarmed, though R is distracted enough struggling with A that it's possible that J could take R's pistol and knock him on the head with it. Only it strikes me that'd be a stupid thing to do, because if J could secure the pistol, all he'd have to do to make R back off is point it at him. So J is going to have to do this barehanded. Unless of course he used a convenient found object like a rock or a piece of firewood. That could work. Assume J knows what to do with his fists, but doesn't have any special martial arts skills that'd be eye-rollingly unbelievable for an Englishman born circa 1784. How does he need to hit R to knock him out? What part of the head does the blow need to strike, could a well-thrown punch do it or would it need to be the rock/brick/log, etc.?