My kids always like to say "hi" to the lobsters at the grocery store. I've avoided the subject of their fate.
I always -- and it's possible that some Buffistas have witnessed me doing this -- ALWAYS shake my finger at the lobsters in the grocery store and tell them, "Repent! The end is near!"
According to a Congressional Quarterly Report, the Department of Homeland Security is only concerned with left-wing internal "terrorist" groups and not right-wing groups.
So Buffistas are now a terrorist group?
So Buffistas are now a terrorist group?
Oh great, now we're probably on a list somewhere.
"Repent! The end is near!"
I don't remember you doing this in the Ferry Building when we had lunch from a seafood place with a prominently displayed lobster case. You only care about the souls of Cincinnati lobsters, obviously.
Holy shit, you're not kidding. That's disconcerting.
Holy shit, you're not kidding. That's disconcerting.
I thought it might be an April fool's joke. But it's not that funny.
"Repent! The end is near!"
I don't remember you doing this in the Ferry Building when we had lunch from a seafood place with a prominently displayed lobster case. You only care about the souls of Cincinnati lobsters, obviously.
I was probably too busy goggling at all the gastronomic wonders.
Sorry, the link goes to the actual article now.