It's not going to taste good. Anything over a couple of pounds, count me out. I really like the chicken lobsters--the one pounders.

My kids always like to say "hi" to the lobsters at the grocery store. I've avoided the subject of their fate. (The lobsters, not the kids).

It's the same as it is with berries, and babies. The small ones make the best vittles. ;)

I am disturbed by the image of Cindy EATING BABIES often enough to have a preference in this matter.

EATING BABIES often enough to have a preference in this matter.

It might just be a matter that the small ones can't crawl away fast enough, thereby making them easier to catch.

She probably doesn't eat the whole baby.

Just the toes.

My kids always like to say "hi" to the lobsters at the grocery store. I've avoided the subject of their fate.

I always -- and it's possible that some Buffistas have witnessed me doing this -- ALWAYS shake my finger at the lobsters in the grocery store and tell them, "Repent! The end is near!"

According to a Congressional Quarterly Report, the Department of Homeland Security is only concerned with left-wing internal "terrorist" groups and not right-wing groups.

So Buffistas are now a terrorist group?

So Buffistas are now a terrorist group?

Oh great, now we're probably on a list somewhere.

From Gud's link:

It also lists left-wing domestic groups, such as the Animal Liberation Front (ALF), the Buffistas, and the Earth Liberation Front (ELF), as terrorist threats, but it does not mention anti-government groups, white supremacists and other radical right-wing movements, which have staged numerous terrorist attacks that have killed scores of Americans.

"Repent! The end is near!"

I don't remember you doing this in the Ferry Building when we had lunch from a seafood place with a prominently displayed lobster case. You only care about the souls of Cincinnati lobsters, obviously.

Huh?