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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 31, 2005 7:57:36 am PST #1831 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't think I'd go as far as to declaim the entire profession's laziness and/or timidity. Journalists are professionals, and, like most things, inadequacies or omissions are probably the result of money and time. It is difficult to investigate every claim made by every party, while it is still news people will read to just report on what each side says. So if you're a cash-strapped newspaper, what do you do?

On the other hand, I have had a relationship with a journalist who was covering something I was involved in. He was fairly shocked about what was going on, but when he would write stories that reflected the absurdity of the events, the paper's editors would change them to better fit in with the pre-conceived notions of their market.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 7:57:52 am PST #1832 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Darth Maul was robbed.

He never got the Sith-style mousepad?

Oh, he's not even on the Sith-style mousepad. Everyone knows he was the most stylin' Sith....


DXMachina - Mar 31, 2005 8:04:30 am PST #1833 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The Wall Street Journal tends to have very good, fair investigative reporters

Heh. tell that to Don Imus.


bon bon - Mar 31, 2005 8:07:33 am PST #1834 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Apparently Mitch Hedberg died: [link] He was a very good comedian. [link] Although with a very bad addiction.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:12:15 am PST #1835 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I like the Sith-Style Mouse Pad. I wanna get one - then I can say, "I'm mousin' Sith-Style." Or is Sith-Style something that one can possess independent of mousing?

Psst, tommyrot does it Sith style - pass it on.


Nutty - Mar 31, 2005 8:13:51 am PST #1836 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I don't think I'd go as far as to declaim the entire profession's laziness and/or timidity.

Well, me neither. One of the things I like a lot about the Columbia Journalism Review (link) is that they occasionally go into raptures over good reporting, too. But they're marvelously snarky at the bad reporting, and there's a lot of it.

I should say, sports journalism also has the problem where most columnists do not report news. By which I mean, they rely on interview quotes and news releases for their facts, but don't do much actual investigating of their own. Murray Chass of the Times is one of the few who does it, and as a result, he sometimes breaks stories cold. (He was the one who discovered that the Yankees had deleted steroid language from Jason Giambi's contract.)

So if you're a cash-strapped newspaper, what do you do?

Well, there is a cash-strapped newspaper, which probably relies a lot on wire feeds, and then there are the wire reporters, who I think mostly specialize by topic. If your words are going to grace 100 newspapers instead of just 1, and if you're a specialist anyway, it behooves you to actually do your homework.

Some of the AP reporters are awesome, but some of them are really, really not.


lori - Mar 31, 2005 8:14:51 am PST #1837 of 10001

Monterey Bay Aquarium released the great white shark. She was getting too big for the tank, and she started hunting tankmates. oops.

t eta link to full press release

She gained 100 pounds while in captivity!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:16:25 am PST #1838 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Monterey Bay Aquarium released the great white shark.

Let's just hope they did so far, FAR away from any public beaches (private beach owners can be chum for all I care).

cue Jaws theme


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 8:18:07 am PST #1839 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(private beach owners can be chum for all I care).

The water's all public, isn't it?


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 8:18:33 am PST #1840 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Psst, tommyrot does it Sith style - pass it on.

The Emperor: Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: Yes, master?
The Emperor: Rise.