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Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Mar 30, 2005 2:58:30 pm PST #1654 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

But surely you could krav the toddlers?


brenda m - Mar 30, 2005 3:00:17 pm PST #1655 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Tivo is recording Superbowl X highlights for me. This is actually a step up from the sitcoms I usually end up watching while waiting for the real shows to come on.


DavidS - Mar 30, 2005 3:33:37 pm PST #1656 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm betting the wee bit of plaster looks almost unbearably cute.

Yeah, it looks pretty cool. I think we'll keep it and frame it.

I hope he gets his friends to sign his cast.

This came up. Emmett suggested maybe just initials since there wasn't a lot of surface area, but the doctor said No Signing. (Because putting pressure on the nose is counter productive in this instance.)

Emmett was fine through the whole thing until the very end when they took out the IV. Which apparently hurt quite a lot, at least in his opinion.

His Mom went into the OR with him (dressed in disposable scrubs). He went out almost instantly and she came back to the waiting room in tears. I think it was just release, but also just...it's a little scary to see your kid go lights out.

The anesthesiologist obligingly offerred him several flavors for his gas mask (which he also got to keep). He opted for strawberry. (They just put a drop of scent inside the mask itself - they don't blend strawberries with the gas.)

Apparently the first thing Emmett said on awakening, was "Well, that was an interesting dream."

He was very thoughtful and chatty after the whole thing. Though he didn't like the IV one bit. At least they inserted it after he was under general anesthesia, so he didn't feel it going in. Our last nurse entered the room asking how he was doing and got an earful of "Well, the problem is this thing in my arm. It really hurts. Okay, maybe only a 3 on a scale of 10, but I drank my Sprite and I think it can come out now."

He's at his Mom's house tonight and tomorrow. I've got him on the weekend, and next Monday he goes back to school and can tell war stories.


Pix - Mar 30, 2005 3:34:26 pm PST #1657 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm really glad he's okay.


Sean K - Mar 30, 2005 3:35:42 pm PST #1658 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

but I drank my Sprite and I think it can come out now.

BWAHAHAHA!! Love Emmett.


DavidS - Mar 30, 2005 3:36:05 pm PST #1659 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm really glad he's okay.

Moi aussi. I feel kind of like a big baby since I know other parents have to go through heart surgeries and cleft palate repair and much bigger trauma. But in 8 1/2 years, this is only the second time Emmett's ever even been to an emergency room. (He's very active, but he's just balanced and in control mostly.)


DavidS - Mar 30, 2005 3:36:56 pm PST #1660 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

BWAHAHAHA!! Love Emmett.

At that point the nurse accused him of being a 50 y.o. man in an 8 y.o. body.


Sean K - Mar 30, 2005 3:37:50 pm PST #1661 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

At that point the nurse accused him of being a 50 y.o. man in an 8 y.o. body.

A pretty juvenile 50 y.o., wouldn't you say?


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2005 3:37:58 pm PST #1662 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What a relief. I'm so glad too.


StuntHusband - Mar 30, 2005 3:45:50 pm PST #1663 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Hahahahah. I was never that calm and collected at that age. By then I'd had over 100 stitches in my face and spent 3 days in the hospital following a catastrophic asthma attack - after that, I got all kinds of panicky and weird about Things Medical.

I had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled 3 years ago - Jilli can attest to this - and I was so nervous ahead of time I was given a Valium to take the morning of the procedure. I got all chatty and goofy, couldn't stand up straight. Went out like a light under general and woke up 1.5 hours later with no perception of the time passage. My memory of leaving the surgeon has no relation to what actually happened, and I promptly called my mom on my cel to tell her I was okay. She still has that voice mail and plays my mumbly, incoherent ranting to her friends for laughs.

Emmett sounds much more like I should've, and I sound like he - stereotypically - could've. :)