No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 29, 2005 8:34:12 am PST #1210 of 10001

( ok, I hope someone else gets that. Sometimes the leaps my brain makes should just be left unnoted.)


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2005 8:35:30 am PST #1211 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::resolves to hide putative offspring from Aimée::

Maybe it's the leg of the finger.

I think that's wednesday on on NBC.

But not this Wednesday -- rather, the 13th.


DebetEsse - Mar 29, 2005 8:35:32 am PST #1212 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Not malicious, but it's certainly a mal-adaptive behavior. I think, if she were people, she'd need therapy to re-direct these impulses.


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 8:37:42 am PST #1213 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

cuteness is a good way to stat the day.


Steph L. - Mar 29, 2005 8:37:43 am PST #1214 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe it's the leg of the finger.

::snerk::


Aims - Mar 29, 2005 8:40:07 am PST #1215 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

::resolves to hide putative offspring from Aimée::

Well, at least you know I'd feed them!


Sean K - Mar 29, 2005 8:40:41 am PST #1216 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think, if she were people, she'd need therapy to re-direct these impulses.

I think, if she were people, she'd be going to jail.

Or maybe it's as innocuous as someone owning a cat or a dog. That's it, she just wants a pet.


shrift - Mar 29, 2005 8:42:24 am PST #1217 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My boss just gave me permission to kill. Granted, it's only permission to kill in the case of someone touching a certain workspace, but management likes it when you're proactive and take on new challenges, right?


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2005 8:43:04 am PST #1218 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, at least you know I'd feed them!

Oh, okay then. Take my putative womb-fruit.

Or maybe it's as innocuous as someone owning a cat or a dog. That's it, she just wants a pet.

I think she'd be up on charges of animal cruelty, in the end.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 29, 2005 8:43:50 am PST #1219 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My boss just gave me permission to kill. Granted, it's only permission to kill in the case of someone touching a certain workspace, but management likes it when you're proactive and take on new challenges, right?

I say run with it, shrift.