Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Mar 29, 2005 8:40:07 am PST #1215 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

::resolves to hide putative offspring from Aimée::

Well, at least you know I'd feed them!


Sean K - Mar 29, 2005 8:40:41 am PST #1216 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think, if she were people, she'd need therapy to re-direct these impulses.

I think, if she were people, she'd be going to jail.

Or maybe it's as innocuous as someone owning a cat or a dog. That's it, she just wants a pet.


shrift - Mar 29, 2005 8:42:24 am PST #1217 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My boss just gave me permission to kill. Granted, it's only permission to kill in the case of someone touching a certain workspace, but management likes it when you're proactive and take on new challenges, right?


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2005 8:43:04 am PST #1218 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, at least you know I'd feed them!

Oh, okay then. Take my putative womb-fruit.

Or maybe it's as innocuous as someone owning a cat or a dog. That's it, she just wants a pet.

I think she'd be up on charges of animal cruelty, in the end.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 29, 2005 8:43:50 am PST #1219 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My boss just gave me permission to kill. Granted, it's only permission to kill in the case of someone touching a certain workspace, but management likes it when you're proactive and take on new challenges, right?

I say run with it, shrift.


beth b - Mar 29, 2005 8:44:48 am PST #1220 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

go, shrift, go!


Fiona - Mar 29, 2005 8:49:31 am PST #1221 of 10001

Glad to chose to jump in on a day with all the Cute! baby and kid pictures. Leif is such a little boy! I can't believe he's younger than B.

I really must find somewhere to put up some pics too....


Sean K - Mar 29, 2005 8:52:32 am PST #1222 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think she'd be up on charges of animal cruelty, in the end.

Clearly she's not a very responsable pet owner....


Nilly - Mar 29, 2005 8:52:57 am PST #1223 of 10001
Swouncing

Fiona!

I really must find somewhere to put up some pics too....

Yes, please.

I'm all greedy today.


Beverly - Mar 29, 2005 8:54:22 am PST #1224 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Buffistas make exceptional offspring. IJS.

Lionesses do not make good oryx mommies.

Nilly! Long time, no post with you!

Yay for official permission for shrift to kill! She's a 00, now. Even if it's a restricted lisence.

Ooh. My 'za is ready. Lunch!