You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


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Aims - Dec 27, 2005 1:55:40 pm PST #9392 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She morphs - she has no real look. She can look how she wants.


Kathy A - Dec 27, 2005 1:57:31 pm PST #9393 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

She's a good match for the potential "blahness" that is Tonks's natural state, but that picture makes me think she can also do the vivaciousness that is Pink Tonks. Unfortunately, she's about ten years too old for book Tonks, but since actors' ages don't really count for the HP films (see, Alan Rickman), maybe they won't pay so much attention to that.


Aims - Dec 27, 2005 1:59:30 pm PST #9394 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

since actors' ages don't really count for the HP films (see, Alan Rickman),

see also: Moaning Myrtle.


Gris - Dec 27, 2005 2:02:13 pm PST #9395 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Am I crazy for thinking Keira could do it? I'm probably crazy, but I love her so much I want her in everything.

Edit: It's too bad Amber Tamblyn is too young. She could do the clumsy bit, but she still looks high school age. I want her in everything too, though.

Edit 2: Of course, Amber is way not-British, too. I guess I should keep my thoughts in the realm of the sane, huh?


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 3:24:46 pm PST #9396 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Forced Emmett to watch A Christmas Story two nights ago. He sat with his Mega Gir in his lap and declared, "I'm bored. This movie is boring." in his Gir-voice every twenty minutes throughout the movie.

And yet, in typically Emmettian fashion, the next morning requested that we "watch the movie with the BB gun." And with surprising perspicuity announced, "he's tight!" when Darren McGavin appeared on screen again.

He's now on his third viewing.

I'm kind of getting a crush on Ralphie's teacher now. The actress is just so good, and gets to play all the fantasy parts too.


Steph L. - Dec 27, 2005 4:47:11 pm PST #9397 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

He sat with his Mega Gir in his lap

"My taquitos!"

"Gir, quickly, ride the pig!"


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 5:22:21 pm PST #9398 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"I like babies! I'm gonna play with the babies!"

"Your methods are stupid. Your mission is stupid. Your intelligence is stupid."

Now he's back to the Marx Brothers' At the Circus.

One of JZ's late presents for Emmett arrived today, a miniature 1/3 scale Sting from LoTR. It's pointy and beautiful and I fear for the furniture and eyeballs.


erikaj - Dec 27, 2005 5:28:39 pm PST #9399 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm surprised that wasn't a love thing from the first, Hec. But I'll tell you a secret...it took me a few times to really love it too.(But I was a smartypants* girl* who thought "BB gun? Who cares?" But, of course, the gun is just his Most Wanted Thing...) Now it's one of my favorite holiday films because it's heartwarming without making you hate yourself for not having a life that's perfect like that...they are very real people. Of course, maybe everyone's biggest fear *isn't* having Clarence the angel show up and go "Eh," when looking at a life without you in it...perhaps I need to reconsider therapy again.


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 5:37:32 pm PST #9400 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think it's one of the best movies to capture a child's POV. Up there with Hope and Glory, To Kill a Mockingbird and Small Change.

Zim Quotes!

Zim: Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll... I'll... I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!

Jilli's favorite...

Ms. Bitters: Zim, the machine says that the only career you are suitable for is-
Zim: Yes, yes! Lord of all humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!
Ms. Bitters: No, Zim. The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preparation.
Zim: Then I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! YOU! Obey the fist!

vw, avert your eyes.

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Zim: GIR! Come to the observatory!
GIR: Yes?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
GIR: Nothin'.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something's broken and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know... I'm scared too....

Zim: If what I saw was what I thought I saw, then there isn't time to fix the scope! I'll have to find another more powerful telescope to confirm my... suspicions...
GIR: Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!

[Zim is telling GIR about the Planet Jackers.]
GIR: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

Zim: The Planet Jackers's homeworld orbits a dying sun. The throw planets into it like firewood to keep it burning. And now they have the Earth.
GIR: Yay!
Zim: No, GIR. That's bad.
GIR: Aw...
Zim: Do you know what this means?
GIR: Yes!
Zim: You don't really, do you?
GIR: Uh-uh.
Zim: It means we won't get to destroy it!


DavidS - Dec 27, 2005 5:40:13 pm PST #9401 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One last set for Ple and the Lillybean.

Plague of Babies [1.10a]

GIR: Awww! He's cute! And sticky looking!

Zim: I am the neighborhood baby inspector. I have come to inspect the baby.
Mother: Oh, goodness! Inspect him for what?
Zim: YOUR RESISTANCE WILL BE NOTED!!!

Zim: I have to get the cruiser out of here. I only hope the repairs are done. You hold off the babies while I-
GIR: I'm gonna play with the babies!