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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Theodosia - Dec 26, 2005 1:38:57 am PST #9341 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt, I suspect that the rat-monkeys featured in Dead Alive also originated on Skull Island. It would explain so much....


Jessica - Dec 26, 2005 5:43:46 am PST #9342 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Matt, I suspect that the rat-monkeys featured in Dead Alive also originated on Skull Island.

If you look carefully at the empty crates in the bottom of the ship when Adrien Brody is getting the tour, one is labeled "Sumatran Rat Monkey." I was quite pleased.

it's good as a record of two great Broadway performances.

Maybe great on stage. In close-up, I couldn't shake the feeling that Broderick was playing Bloom as mildly retarded, and it was, as I said, painfully uncomfortable.

except the horrible LSD character, so cringe-worthy

More cringe-worthy than replacing him with a string of embarrassingly dated gay jokes?


Scrappy - Dec 26, 2005 6:11:22 am PST #9343 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yes, because all the gay people I know dig the gay jokes, so they work in the same way Bialystock does--he's a broad comedic exaggeration of a Jewish guy of a certain era and De Bris is a broad exaggeration of a Gay man of a certain era. When watching the original movie it feel so much like an older guy trying to write a satire on the craxy hippy young people and instead creating a character which has nothing to do with any human being living or dead that it isn't funny. Dick Shawn does what he can, but it's a lost cause.


tommyrot - Dec 26, 2005 6:15:54 am PST #9344 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus, the Chrysler Building dress was fabulous!


Jessica - Dec 26, 2005 6:29:43 am PST #9345 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

all the gay people I know dig the gay jokes, so they work

This isn't an argument I understand. My parents, who were craxy young hippies, think LSD is hysterical. Should you retroactively find him funny just because I know people who relate to the character type and do?


Scrappy - Dec 26, 2005 6:38:08 am PST #9346 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I may not have been clear. I just wanted to say the gay jokes are not embarassing or offensive any more than Bialystock is anti-Semitic. I can see why you didn't like the movie--as I said, I think it's not much of a movie.


Cashmere - Dec 26, 2005 6:50:20 am PST #9347 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Anyone interested in the sequel to Underworld? It's coming out in a month and this is the first I've heard of it.

I didn't invest a lot in the first picture, though it was fun enough. I like the idea of there being more low(er)-budget action-adventure-type films being put out there to balance the ridiculously huge-budget blockbusters. I can't help but think the genre will stagnate if it keeps up the latter route.

Oh, and who can say it enough: Kate Beckinsdale back in the leather catsuit.

DH actually bought me the Underworld DVD for Christmas--but I think that might be totally related to a comment I made about KB skewing my Kinsey scale. I am, however, looking forward to the sequel if only because it's principals are very pretty and I will withstand any amount of cheese to see Kate in leather and latex again.


Jessica - Dec 26, 2005 6:58:26 am PST #9348 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I just wanted to say the gay jokes are not embarassing or offensive

I was embarrassed watching them. I never said they were offensive, and I don't think the two are equivalent.


Scrappy - Dec 26, 2005 7:01:40 am PST #9349 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We has a good Christmas Movie Day yesterday. Saw Fun with Dick and Jane which was not as bad as we thought it might be, luckily. probably not worth going to the theater, but a good rental. We also saw King Kong, which, yes, was too long, but I was completely caught up in it. Naomi Watts is very good, and so beautiful that it is pure pleasure just to look at her face. The group I went wih was mixed on Jack Black--I liked him a lot but several peeps who were with us HATED him. We all thought it was lame that noone ever seemd to be aware of heights, even when they were on the top of a cliff or running along a crumbling rock wall or on top of the Empire State Building.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 26, 2005 7:28:43 am PST #9350 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

As for that last, I guess getting slung around like a rag doll by a giant ape as he clambers over mountains and falls from ravines would be a pretty intensive form of acclimation therapy for one's acrophobia .