As for that last, I guess getting slung around like a rag doll by a giant ape as he clambers over mountains and falls from ravines would be a pretty intensive form of acclimation therapy for one's acrophobia .
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Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 26, 2005 7:28:43 am PST #9350 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2005 7:30:46 am PST #9351 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, she was probably thinking, "Well, at least I'm not about to be eaten by a T-Rex ."
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2005 7:32:26 am PST #9352 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm somewhat afraid of heights myself. But if I had been there, I would have been most traumatized by the penis/vagina dentata worm thingies .
Scrappy - Dec 26, 2005 8:16:53 am PST #9353 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I was embarrassed watching them. I never said they were offensive, and I don't think the two are equivalent.
I agree. I misread your earlier post, I think.
Betsy HP - Dec 26, 2005 10:14:55 am PST #9354 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2005 10:15:59 am PST #9355 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, my. That's young.
Betsy HP - Dec 26, 2005 10:30:23 am PST #9356 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
This whole mortality thing? I'm against it. Especially as applied to me.
DavidS - Dec 26, 2005 1:11:00 pm PST #9357 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dern. Vincent Schiavelli died.
Gnarly.
Jessica - Dec 26, 2005 2:56:47 pm PST #9358 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Saw Geisha. It's too long, but not as bad as I'd expected. It's overwrought campy melodrama posing as art, but I wouldn't regret watching it on DVD.
Ziyi Zhang is beautiful, but not remotely convincing as one trained in "the art of conversation" -- her character spends most of the film staring blankly into space, and then looking startled whenever anything happens. I can't tell if she had more lines and they were cut, or if having her be mostly silent was the plan all along. (And anyone who's seen House of Flying Daggers knows she *can* act, she's just not doing it here.)
Gong Li is just terrific, and staggeringly beautiful as always. She's got this kind of gothic slut geisha thing going, and it doesn't matter how historically believable she is or isn't, she's the most beautiful woman on the planet having loads of fun playing a slutty bitch with fantastic clothes. So it works. She should keep working on her English so she can get cast as Death.
Betsy, I know you had nitpicks about the makeup -- it's not much of a spoiler to say that they're in whiteface for the first half of the film, but after the war there's supposedly not enough money for Real Geisha Makeup or kimonos anymore, which is the reason given for the naturalistic look.
DavidS - Dec 26, 2005 4:04:27 pm PST #9359 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
She's got this kind of gothic slut geisha thing going, and it doesn't matter how historically believable she is or isn't, she's the most beautiful woman on the planet having loads of fun playing a slutty bitch with fantastic clothes.
I think I just saw a vapor trail in Seattle as Jilli shot to the nearest theater.