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Closed Film and TV threads

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 29, 2005 10:40:46 am PST #8817 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I am simultaneously horrified that anyone made a movie of Gor, and delighted because "Tubular Boobular Joy" is so perfect for Gor.

If you've not been exposed to this before, you HAVE to read the lyrics to the song, which is sung to the tune of "Bippity Boppity Boo!" from Cinderella.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 29, 2005 10:55:22 am PST #8818 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Makes note to self to dig out tape with OUTLAW on it

Sadly, it may be one of the ones I sent up to my brother in Maine.

Mr. Broom - Nov 29, 2005 11:39:23 am PST #8819 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

If you've not been exposed to this before, you HAVE to read the lyrics to the song, which is sung to the tune of "Bippity Boppity Boo!" from Cinderella.

I've been told that at certain 'cons Mike and the bots would do the song live, with an anatomical chart and pointer. One can only speculate about how that would go, but it makes me smile.

DavidS - Nov 29, 2005 12:18:05 pm PST #8820 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whoa. We need to hunt own an MP3 of that. 

Tom: Why sure! (singing)
It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
pendular globular fun!
Mike: Fleshical orbulal, moundula, scoopula?
Tom: Right-o! That's the one!
Crow: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?
Tom: Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!

Mr. Broom - Nov 29, 2005 9:12:31 pm PST #8821 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Got one, if anyone's interested.

Volans - Nov 29, 2005 10:37:22 pm PST #8822 of 10002
move out and draw fire

(raises hand) I am.

tommyrot - Nov 30, 2005 7:59:40 am PST #8823 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Paramount has quietly canceled all preview screenings of its upcoming SF movie Aeon Flux, starring Charlize Theron, in an unusual move for a high-profile film; Paramount offered no explanation, though studios often fail to preview films if they fear a negative critical reaction.

[link] (dunno how long that link will be good.)

Mr. Broom - Nov 30, 2005 8:05:34 am PST #8824 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

(raises hand) I am.

Tubular Boobular Joy sent to buffistarawk.

Jessica - Nov 30, 2005 8:10:06 am PST #8825 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Paramount has quietly canceled all preview screenings of its upcoming SF movie Aeon Flux

Oof. Bad sign.

Frankenbuddha - Nov 30, 2005 8:34:25 am PST #8826 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Paramount has quietly canceled all preview screenings of its upcoming SF movie Aeon Flux

Hmm. There was an article in the Globe about how they were only having 10pm screenings on Thursday for it, and how that was too late for reviewers for Friday and, thus, a bad sign. I wonder if they cancelled those too.

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