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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Vonnie K - Nov 28, 2005 8:05:33 am PST #8799 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Talking about wacky updates of classics, I've been aheming the BBC's modern Shakespeare series, and they have been enormous fun. The latest one was a take on "Taming of the Shrew", which I wouldn't have thought it possible to adapt in a modern setting, but they managed it, and managed it hilariously. Katherine was played by Shirley Henderson (last seen as Myrtle in the HP flicks but she's been in loads of stuff) and she was a high-powered MP, foul-mouthed battleaxe, and a contender for the leader of the opposition. Rufus Sewell played Petriccio as a loutishly charming and impoverished aristocrat (and a transvestite!). Funny stuff.

The best one they've done, I think, is their take on MacBeth as set in the world of restauranteurs. James McAvoy played MacBeth and he was absolutely luscious. Fey young men aren't my type usually, but he had these flashing eyes, lithe body and the yummiest accent, and altogether irresistible.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 8:06:15 am PST #8800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, I love McAvoy. I might need to find that.


Vonnie K - Nov 28, 2005 8:13:31 am PST #8801 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

They may be hard to find. I got mine from UKnova, but you have to be a member to get at the torrents. E-me if you're having trouble locating it and I'll see what I can do.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 8:17:40 am PST #8802 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm a member there too, so I'll look when I get home.


Scrappy - Nov 28, 2005 9:03:46 am PST #8803 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I believe the British version ended with Mr Bennett's (and how wonderful was Sutherland in the role?) final line about being "completely at his leisure." They are adding the US scene back to the British release. [link] I liked it, but I am schmoopy that way.


sumi - Nov 28, 2005 9:09:26 am PST #8804 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Ah, that's where the difference is. I wondered. (I actually guessed it.)

Is that James McAvoy playing the faun in Narnia?


Jessica - Nov 28, 2005 9:12:04 am PST #8805 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

They are adding the US scene back to the British release.

Feh. HATED that scene. It made me embarrassed for the actors.


Volans - Nov 28, 2005 9:36:25 am PST #8806 of 10002
move out and draw fire

I'm sure that MST3K tried to get their hands on that film many times.

I'm sure. Although, it was so close to a sexploitation flick they'd've had to do some judicious editing, or standing up to block the titties or what have you.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 28, 2005 9:45:59 am PST #8807 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm sure that MST3K tried to get their hands on that film many times.

I'm sure. Although, it was so close to a sexploitation flick they'd've had to do some judicious editing, or standing up to block the titties or what have you.

I always wanted them today more "adult" flicks as well as more mainstream flicks. I mean, it'd make it almost worth it to watch the movies if I could have seen the MST guys do smArmageddon or Showgirls and such.

Their take on MAROONED (in a cut-down, local-TV broadcast version called SPACE TRAVELLERS), which had Gregory Peck, Gene Hackman, David Janssen and a number of other recognizable actors in a big-budget, rather dull space-race epic (which was not unlike watching a slow-mo version of APOLLO 13), was hysterical.

Oh Gene Hackman, he's good in anything!


Sue - Nov 28, 2005 9:51:13 am PST #8808 of 10002
hip deep in pie