Aaah... How shall I do it? Oh, I know... I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless, little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, [laughs] I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

The Emperor's New Groove

Why y'all gotta waste my flava? Damn!

Seth Green as Kenny, the Saddest Wee Gangsta Evah in Can't Hardly Wait

You'd do it for Randolph Scott

Blazing Saddles

It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.

Iron Giant

ita, I just saw that for the first time yesterday! Such a lovely movie, in so many ways.

What the matter with his ears? I don't see nothin' wrong with 'em. I think they're cute.

Best buddy mouse in movie history--Timothy Q. Mouse in Dumbo

No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser.

and...

In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.

North by Northwest

Some people that never talk about their feelings got 'em deeper than anybody. Other people never talk about their feelings 'cause they ain't got any.

Streets of Fire

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

We figured, fuck it, I mean it was really far!

Idle Hands