Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


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Tom Scola - Oct 31, 2005 8:33:18 am PST #8377 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I'm thinking about renting a some silly "scary" movies tonight

Shaun of the Dead.

duh.


bon bon - Oct 31, 2005 8:35:55 am PST #8378 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Shaun of the Dead.

How could I forget this?!


Hayden - Oct 31, 2005 8:36:11 am PST #8379 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Anyone have any suggestions for something ostensibly "scary" that will 1, not horrify and 2, please a bunch of comedians?

  • Anything starting with "I Was A Teenage...";
  • Anything produced by Roger Corman with a "scary" font;
  • You probably couldn't go wrong with any of the recent remakes of older, scarier movies, but I haven't seen the 13 Ghosts movie that Dana mentioned, so I might be wrong.

Oh, and anything with Bruce Campbell in the lead is a good bet. I'd recommend Evil Dead II, which is pure slapstick.


Dana - Oct 31, 2005 8:38:02 am PST #8380 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You probably couldn't go wrong with any of the recent remakes of older, scarier movies, but I haven't seen the 13 Ghosts movie that Dana mentioned, so I might be wrong.

Oh, I think that's generally a good bet.

Anything involving an "updating" of an old villain. There's one called something like...Dracula 3000? And the Jason movie in space.


bon bon - Oct 31, 2005 8:40:33 am PST #8381 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OMG, I forgot there was a Jason movie in space.


Hayden - Oct 31, 2005 8:41:14 am PST #8382 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I think that's generally a good bet.

Me being wrong? Heck, it's practically engraved on stone tablets.

If you don't mind a little chill, there's a high cheese factor in the great old horror movies, too: the Ray Wise The Haunting, The Innocents, I Walked With A Zombie. Plenty of grist for the comedy mill.


tommyrot - Oct 31, 2005 8:42:00 am PST #8383 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Young Frankenstein ?


Jesse - Oct 31, 2005 8:43:34 am PST #8384 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There was a clip movie that came out in theaters like 20 years ago, that was all the "scary" parts of movies, which made them not actually all that scary. Called Terror in the Aisles or something.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2005 8:45:06 am PST #8385 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dudes. ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!!


Hayden - Oct 31, 2005 8:46:33 am PST #8386 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Yikes, Jesse! I just wet myself.