I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jars - Oct 26, 2005 1:31:42 pm PDT #8276 of 10002

Se7en hooker death - Kevin Spacey dude forces a guy to rape her with a dildo fashioned into a knife.

IIRC. Haven't seen it in a while.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 1:56:06 pm PDT #8277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Paramount is in final negotiations with Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn to direct and produce a screen version of Neil Gaiman’s Stardust, about “a young man who promises his beloved that he'll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm, where he has to contend with witches, goblins, gnomes, talking animals and evil trees.” One Ring nerds everywhere go on a cloak dry-cleaning frenzy.

Variety article -- to which I can't get, but there you go.


Gris - Oct 26, 2005 3:31:51 pm PDT #8278 of 10002
Hey. New board.

IIRC. Haven't seen it in a while.

You RC. But it's more than that, it's this beatifully wrought leather device thing... SO fucked up.

Yeah, the Scary Movies are good at the tension reduction. They're also much funnier high, like most such movies. Not Another Teen Movie also comes to mind.


Anne W. - Oct 26, 2005 3:36:48 pm PDT #8279 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

negotiations with Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn to direct and produce a screen version of Neil Gaiman’s Stardust

Wow. Layer Cake and Stardust seem very unalike on the surface of things, but I can see this combo working.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 26, 2005 4:48:25 pm PDT #8280 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I need to watch it then cause when I'm alone in the bathroom at work, I hurry through my hand washing so the scary mask dude won't get me.

Just don't EVER go see Ju-on. That had me looking around nervously in a restaurant men's room afterwards, and it's very rare for me to be sufficiently creeped by a movie to get jittery outside the theater.


Volans - Oct 26, 2005 10:48:32 pm PDT #8281 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Just don't EVER go see Ju-on.

A WORLD of yes. And a couple days after I saw Ju-On, I was chatting with the security guards at work, standing behind their bank of CCTV monitors, and I got real twitchy - I couldn't look at the monitors, in case I'd see a shadowy thing, but I couldn't put my back to them either.

New topic: My old cow-orkers have challenged me to come up with the Top 10 movie quotes (to compare against AFI's Top 100 movie quotes). My first reaction, in no order (I'll look up exact wordings later):

"Rosebud"

"Of all the gin joints in all the world..."

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

"Scarlet, I don't give a damn"

"No matter where you go, there you are"

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

"E.T. Phone Home"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Hmmm...running out of steam. Not running out of quotes, just running out of quotes that people other than myself use regularly.


Mr. Broom - Oct 27, 2005 12:21:58 am PDT #8282 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

"Scarlet, I don't give a damn"
Not to be rude/nitpicky, but it's "Frankly." I'll be in bed if you need me for headsmackins.

ETA something more important and on-topic: "My god--it's full of stars!"


Cashmere - Oct 27, 2005 12:27:04 am PDT #8283 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hmmm...running out of steam. Not running out of quotes, just running out of quotes that people other than myself use regularly.

How about:

"Take your filthy paws off me you damned, dirty ape!"


Volans - Oct 27, 2005 12:43:35 am PDT #8284 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Not to be rude/nitpicky, but it's "Frankly."

Yeah, like I said, I'll look up the exact wordings later.


dcp - Oct 27, 2005 2:42:03 am PDT #8285 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

quotes that people other than myself use regularly

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

and

"This was no boating accident."

"The stuff that dreams are made of."

"Houston, we have a problem." (Although I always hear it in the original as "we've had a problem," and the quote was widespread long before it was used in a movie.)

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Make my day."

"I'll be back."

"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"We're off to see the wizard!"

"Follow the Yellow Brick Road."

"Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!" Not so much the animals, but when a set of three keeps coming up, someone often chimes in with a concluding "Oh, my."

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

"Really most sincerely dead."

"A Horse of a Different Color."

"If [he] only had a brain."