Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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In BoB I could have sworn there was narration during the winter seige thing. I'm not sure what to call it, but I could have sworn there was narration there and another place where it was Walberg doing the narration.
I had no clue that Lester was not American.
Also --erika because you've been talking about Peleconos (which I think I mispelled) I picked up one of his books at the library.
In BoB I could have sworn there was narration during the winter seige thing. I'm not sure what to call it, but I could have sworn there was narration there and another place where it was Walberg doing the narration.
There was. I don't remember if there was narration by Walberg anywhere else, but he definitely narrated the siege at Foy.
I hated everything about that Dracula movie, so I don't particularly remember Keanu's accent.
That movie caused a schism between me and a couple of my friends for a little while after it came out because they were all "OMG, IT'S SO SWEEPING AND ROMANTIC AND VAMPIRES AND TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS DEATH!!!!1!!1!," and I was all "You know it's one huge steaming pile of poo, right?"
Tom Waits made an excellent Renfield.
I was all "You know it's one huge steaming pile of poo, right?"
Very stylish poo, though. If I turned off my brain I could enjoy a fair bit of the pretty. Kind of like Mary Shelly's Frankenstein.
That reminds me, at the scene where the suitors and Van Helsing are riding to save whatsherface in Dracula, the guy I was watching the movie with leaned over to me and said, "Good God. It's Van Helsing and the Three Stooges vs. Dracula."
Tom Waits made an excellent Renfield.
By the time Renfield showed up, I was gnawing off my own leg to get out of the theater.
The Klimt-style stuff was pretty, if completely inappropriate (and I'm not a huge Klimt fan anyway).
Oh! But on topic, Gary Oldman's Romanian, and the accent, were atrocious. Romanian accents are hard to do, though.
Thesis: There have been no good vampire movies made in Hollywood since Lost Boys, with the exception of the original BTVS movie. Discuss.
Even "Lost Boys" requires some rosetinting, which is allowable because so many of us were young'uns when it came out. I'm thinking particularly of the very end, which was only missing an over-the-top, hands-on-hips, "Oh, Grampa!" followed by the entire cast laughing and then a freeze as the credits roll.
I don't think the original BTVS movie was good either.
There have been vampire movies I've enjoyed, but damned few I'd say were good.
Gary Oldman's Romanian, and the accent, were atrocious.
Yeah, but he does a good American accent. As does Emma Thompson.
Tom Waits is a better Renfield than Dwight Frye. He's the new standard.
Gwyneth and RZ are the two American actors I know who seem to do well with a British accent. AD doesn't count since he cheated and grew up over there. Of course, Meryl is probably the accent champ. Though I think it's possibly a crutch and her choice to go Italian in Bridges of Madison County seemed dubious.
There have been no good vampire movies made in Hollywood since Lost Boys, with the exception of the original BTVS movie. Discuss.
I thought Shadow of the Vampire was rather good. Willen Dafoe hamming it up as Max Shreck was a tremendous fun to watch.
Not a feature film, but one of my favorite modern take on the vampire myth is the short-lived British series, Ultraviolet, in which vampirism is approached as a contagious disease and the protagonists work on possible scientific cure. Sharp writing, moody camera-work, and some terrific villains and moral ambiguity galore.