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Vonnie K - Oct 12, 2005 6:57:10 am PDT #7826 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Right. If he were able to believably fake a upper-class British accent, then I'd have no beef with him getting cast. My guess is that he won't be able to. Actually, I can't imagine Goran V. without the vague Eastern European accent, since his voice and the accent is not a small part of his appeal.


Jesse - Oct 12, 2005 7:09:34 am PDT #7827 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Speaking of accents, Orlando Bloom's American doesn't sound convincing even in the ads for Elizabethtown, so I wonder how that will play -- if he'll do more parts as an American or not.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 7:10:46 am PDT #7828 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He needs to take off the jeans and ... wait, where was I? Right ... take of the jeans and get back into period garb.

Fuck range.


Vonnie K - Oct 12, 2005 7:12:29 am PDT #7829 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I heard Elizabethtown got a crappy reception at Toronto Film Festival. (Granted, it was apparently the longer, unedited version.) I've heard it described as one over-long song-fic.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 7:13:42 am PDT #7830 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want Orlando Bloom to have as successful a career as possible, so as best to provide me with eye candy.

But Kirsten fucking Dunst? Playing my most-hated cliché? Oy. I could get past her in Wimbledon, but at least she wasn't the wacky enlightening chick there.


Nutty - Oct 12, 2005 7:21:11 am PDT #7831 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

What is your most-hated cliche? Based on the Elizabethtown ads, I am guessing "free-spirit female who opens up the blocked channels of the male, preferably via sex," but that is only a guess.

There have been some truly bad faked accents in the history of film, some honorable failures or "well, that was wrong, but it was consistent and didn't sound like pandering" accents, and there have been ones that were perfect (some, so perfect that they stand out and sound fake because of their perfectness). Favorites?

I don't think I mentioned here that I watched the first episodes of The Wire over the weekend, and there is an accent gone hilariously wrong. Askye tells me that in fact two castmembers are British, but one of them blends in and you can't tell (yet), and the other scrambles desperately after his London vowels.


Calli - Oct 12, 2005 7:22:13 am PDT #7832 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Orlando Bloom's American doesn't sound convincing even in the ads for Elizabethtown,

On some MTV thing last night he was really talking up his voice coach. Now I'm wondering if his voice coach is sitting in front of the tv going, "Oh, please God, don't let him thank me by name." I guess we'll know if the credits read: Accent Mgmt: Alan Smithee.

But Kirsten fucking Dunst? Playing my most-hated cliché? Oy.

On that same MTV thing, Kirsten and Orlando were "interviewing" one another with the interview questions on cards. Kirsten snarked on the bad grammar on one card. And then, when asked what grossed her out, said, "People who drive Hummers. Just get a Prius!"

So now I have to kinda like her.


P.M. Marc - Oct 12, 2005 7:24:00 am PDT #7833 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Idris Elba and who else, Nutty?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 7:24:25 am PDT #7834 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"free-spirit female who opens up the blocked channels of the male, preferably via sex,"

That's exactly it. Whether they're rewarded with a tragic end (they burned too brightly, too intensely for our mundane world) or not, they (and the real life analogues) make me gag.

So now I have to kinda like her.

I still don't think she can act for shit, no matter her education or politics.


Hayden - Oct 12, 2005 7:24:44 am PDT #7835 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I don't think I mentioned here that I watched the first episodes of The Wire over the weekend, and there is an accent gone hilariously wrong.

McNulty's?

I think there's more than two Brits on cast at The Wire, but McNulty and Stringer Bell are the two I'm sure about.