Speaking of accents, Orlando Bloom's American doesn't sound convincing even in the ads for Elizabethtown, so I wonder how that will play -- if he'll do more parts as an American or not.

He needs to take off the jeans and ... wait, where was I? Right ... take of the jeans and get back into period garb.

Fuck range.

I heard Elizabethtown got a crappy reception at Toronto Film Festival. (Granted, it was apparently the longer, unedited version.) I've heard it described as one over-long song-fic.

I want Orlando Bloom to have as successful a career as possible, so as best to provide me with eye candy.

But Kirsten fucking Dunst? Playing my most-hated cliché? Oy. I could get past her in Wimbledon, but at least she wasn't the wacky enlightening chick there.

What is your most-hated cliche? Based on the Elizabethtown ads, I am guessing "free-spirit female who opens up the blocked channels of the male, preferably via sex," but that is only a guess.

There have been some truly bad faked accents in the history of film, some honorable failures or "well, that was wrong, but it was consistent and didn't sound like pandering" accents, and there have been ones that were perfect (some, so perfect that they stand out and sound fake because of their perfectness). Favorites?

I don't think I mentioned here that I watched the first episodes of The Wire over the weekend, and there is an accent gone hilariously wrong. Askye tells me that in fact two castmembers are British, but one of them blends in and you can't tell (yet), and the other scrambles desperately after his London vowels.

Orlando Bloom's American doesn't sound convincing even in the ads for Elizabethtown,

On some MTV thing last night he was really talking up his voice coach. Now I'm wondering if his voice coach is sitting in front of the tv going, "Oh, please God, don't let him thank me by name." I guess we'll know if the credits read: Accent Mgmt: Alan Smithee.

But Kirsten fucking Dunst? Playing my most-hated cliché? Oy.

On that same MTV thing, Kirsten and Orlando were "interviewing" one another with the interview questions on cards. Kirsten snarked on the bad grammar on one card. And then, when asked what grossed her out, said, "People who drive Hummers. Just get a Prius!"

So now I have to kinda like her.

Idris Elba and who else, Nutty?

"free-spirit female who opens up the blocked channels of the male, preferably via sex,"

That's exactly it. Whether they're rewarded with a tragic end (they burned too brightly, too intensely for our mundane world) or not, they (and the real life analogues) make me gag.

So now I have to kinda like her.

I still don't think she can act for shit, no matter her education or politics.

I don't think I mentioned here that I watched the first episodes of The Wire over the weekend, and there is an accent gone hilariously wrong.

McNulty's?

I think there's more than two Brits on cast at The Wire, but McNulty and Stringer Bell are the two I'm sure about.

"free-spirit female who opens up the blocked channels of the male, preferably via sex,"

Ick ick ick. I couldn't even get past that in Garden State, which I otherwise quite enjoyed.