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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Steph L. - Sep 28, 2005 4:47:58 am PDT #7624 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The whole thing might have been salvaged if they hadn't cast Jim Carrey

He's the whole reason I didn't see it. I hate his manic attention-whore shtick.

Talk about an actor who has long since ceased to play anyone but himself in films -- Jim Carrey is one of the worst offenders.


Sean K - Sep 28, 2005 6:59:51 am PDT #7625 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

He's the whole reason I didn't see it. I hate his manic attention-whore shtick.

You should rent it, and just fast forward through the parts with him in it.

They suck.


Jessica - Sep 28, 2005 7:12:48 am PDT #7626 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You should rent it, and just fast forward through the parts with him in it.

So she'll be seeing the five-minute version then? :)

I thought the production design was miles better than anything else about the film. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't exactly good either -- there wasn't much there there.


JZ - Sep 28, 2005 8:14:02 am PDT #7627 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I really, really liked the entire Billy Connolly and Meryl Streep sequences (and oh, how I want her rickety house with the big round window); loved their characters, thought the actors were great at both bringing on the funny and rooting it deeply in something tender and human and affectionate. IOW, they were actors, doing their job and doing it well. I also have a terrible mom-crush on all three of the Baudelaire actors; if I'm lucky enough to spawn, and I end up with a daughter who in her preteen years in any way resembles that lovely girl's portrayal of Violet, I may perish of delight.

Jim Carrey deserved to be beaten with lots of sticks, really hard. And possibly rocks and belts and then punted off a cliff.

Still, gorgeous kids who were all good actors to boot, strong supporting cast, lick-the-screen delicious design and costumes. Aside from the huge wacky mugging @@ x infinity monster stuck in the middle of it, it does have its virtues.


Sean K - Sep 28, 2005 8:40:59 am PDT #7628 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, LOVED SUNNY!

And yeah, I had the parent!crush on all three of the kids.


Fred Pete - Sep 28, 2005 9:05:01 am PDT #7629 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Jim Carrey deserved to be beaten with lots of sticks, really hard. And possibly rocks and belts and then punted off a cliff.

True, but that has nothing to do with Lemony Snicket. That's just common sense.


Volans - Sep 28, 2005 9:23:13 am PDT #7630 of 10002
move out and draw fire

I thought the production design was miles better than anything else about the film. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't exactly good either -- there wasn't much there there.

Exactamundo.

I don't hate Jim Carrey when he's not doing the manic-whacko thing ( The Truman Show, parts of Mask ), but fer Gawd's sake, people! They let him improvise in this!

I did like the bit at the end where the Jude Law VO is giving one of many morals and they show clips of the kids, and Sunny is toddling after a bright red toy on a string. Looked like baby wrangling; a behind-the-CGI shot of how they got her to walk.

Billy Connelly was good. Meryl Streep was good at first, but then lost it. I think she had trouble playing against Carrey.


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2005 9:22:51 am PDT #7631 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bah. I stupidly spoiled myself by reading a report of The Association of Flight Attendants being pissed about Flightplan. I do like the rejoinder of "We are confident the public will be able to discern the difference between fiction and the incredible job real-life flight attendants do on a daily basis." I mean, why should there be a rule that you can't portray flight attendants in a non-positive light?


Kathy A - Sep 29, 2005 9:31:01 am PDT #7632 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Apparently, the press release by the union also mentions that they think that "demeaning" flight attendents shows "great disrespect to our fellow attendents who were killed on September 11th."

Excuse me? Are we supposed to deify every profession who lost a member on that day?


Mr. Broom - Sep 29, 2005 9:32:13 am PDT #7633 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Makes me wonder if the air traffic controllers' union got up in arms over "Pushing Tin," it being only the first example to come to mind of a film that portrays people in a certain profession acting less than professionally. I mean, these people have seen movies before, right?