On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Lyra Jane - Mar 23, 2005 9:15:42 am PST #762 of 10002
Up with the sun

You can't really dust for vomit.


JZ - Mar 23, 2005 9:15:46 am PST #763 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil?

H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low.

L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life.

Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warrin' and a-tuggin', one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a-fightin', and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a-winnin'! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count!


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 9:16:16 am PST #764 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For Jilli...

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2005 9:16:26 am PST #765 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Does your dog bite?
No.

t snarl-snap-bite

I thought you said your dog does not bite!
That is not my dog.


Atropa - Mar 23, 2005 9:16:41 am PST #766 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.

Hee!


Dana - Mar 23, 2005 9:17:46 am PST #767 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Roll, roll, roll in the hay!


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 9:17:55 am PST #768 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Listen, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites. I need transvestites. All right. Bye.


Aims - Mar 23, 2005 9:18:16 am PST #769 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why don'tcha kiss er stead of talkin her to death?


Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 9:18:34 am PST #770 of 10002
brillig

Do you have li-sonse for your meen-key?


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 9:20:29 am PST #771 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.