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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 9:11:15 am PST #756 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 9:11:52 am PST #757 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

This is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.


Atropa - Mar 23, 2005 9:12:29 am PST #758 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We are the weirdos, mister


Gandalfe - Mar 23, 2005 9:13:45 am PST #759 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

You are a neo-maxi-zoon-dweebie.


Atropa - Mar 23, 2005 9:14:38 am PST #760 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 9:14:51 am PST #761 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?


Lyra Jane - Mar 23, 2005 9:15:42 am PST #762 of 10002
Up with the sun

You can't really dust for vomit.


JZ - Mar 23, 2005 9:15:46 am PST #763 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil?

H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low.

L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life.

Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warrin' and a-tuggin', one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a-fightin', and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a-winnin'! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count!


DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 9:16:16 am PST #764 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For Jilli...

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2005 9:16:26 am PST #765 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Does your dog bite?
No.

t snarl-snap-bite

I thought you said your dog does not bite!
That is not my dog.