But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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This is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
We are the weirdos, mister
You are a neo-maxi-zoon-dweebie.
You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?
Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?
You can't really dust for vomit.
Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil?
H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low.
L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life.
Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warrin' and a-tuggin', one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a-fightin', and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a-winnin'! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count!
For Jilli...
This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.
Does your dog bite?
No.
t snarl-snap-bite
I thought you said your dog does not bite!
That is not my dog.