Go see it, Jessica, and come back and tell us.
Yeah...no.
I thought it was a disapointment.
I think it cost so much to make that any box office returns were going to be disappointing.
See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.
Mal ,'Shindig'
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Jessica - Sep 22, 2005 8:49:00 am PDT #7503 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
erikaj - Sep 22, 2005 8:50:41 am PDT #7504 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah...did this season really tank, or are we underperforming from their lemming expectations of "Here's our money. Ooh, shiny."
Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2005 8:50:48 am PDT #7505 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
I'd add TiVo to the list. With TiVo + a decent scheduling guide + a little time and initiative to review the scheduling guide, there's always something good on TV.
erikaj - Sep 22, 2005 8:53:00 am PDT #7506 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Oh, right. Tivo. I am Tivo-less. It wasn't Tivo, it was me. I just couldn't turn him on properly.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 22, 2005 8:56:04 am PDT #7507 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
FF had none of that, and was boring as a result.
Frankly, there were parts of HHGTTG that I found slower and more boring than anything in Fantastic Four. I think it was a better film, and my Douglas Adams love made me want it to do better, but while FF was a guilty pleasure movie I wouldn't describe it as boring.
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2005 8:57:25 am PDT #7508 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
while FF was a guilty pleasure movie I wouldn't describe it as boring.
Which is why there's no formula for success.
I found FF excruciatingly boring. And the bits that weren't boring weren't even that fun. Mostly ... not as boring as the rest. And invariably involved that Torch guy. More points if he was nekkid, but still.
P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2005 9:06:21 am PDT #7509 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I don't care about the conundrum, really. Assuming I'm in a mental place where that movie is appealing to me, I just want cute Mark Ruffalo to be happy!!
Why is this? Seriously. I've been thinking about this for the last two days, as the result of watching the Mark Ruffalo episode of Due South, and I *really* wanted the Mark Ruffalo character to be happy, but I should have been rooting for the bad guys, because the Mark Ruffalo character really sucked, and was a bad daddy, and I should have hated him, except he was played by Mark Ruffalo.
Umm. When I've had coffee, I might be able to translate that into English beyond, "DAMN YOU MARK RUFFALO! DAMN YOUR SAD EYES!"
Because it's really getting on my nerves that Mark Ruffalo has this effect on me.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 22, 2005 9:06:42 am PDT #7510 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I thought the Ben Grimm stuff once he'd transformed was compelling, especially that first meeting with his fiance after the change. And the day-in-the-life sequence of all of them getting used to staying at the Baxter Building.
Watching Jessica Alba try to convince people she was a scientist was entertaining, but not in the way the filmmakers intended...
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2005 9:09:14 am PDT #7511 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought that the whole Chiklis thing was woefully underwritten, because his wife seemed so stank I couldn't work out if she'd always been that...hard and incommunicative, or this was a change. I wondered why he'd loved her in the first place, whether she'd been replaced by a pod person, what was with the dumb putting the ring down on the floor thing, saying five words to him ... I felt sorry for Chiklis for not having something I could stomach to watch him do, since I think he's a great actor.
Jesse - Sep 22, 2005 9:10:46 am PDT #7512 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Umm. When I've had coffee, I might be able to translate that into English beyond, "DAMN YOU MARK RUFFALO! DAMN YOUR SAD EYES!"
Hee! I liked him a LOT in You Can Count On Me, but then he almost died, and that made me want him to be fictionally happy even more.