Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


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Volans - Sep 09, 2005 4:36:37 am PDT #7233 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Spall, of course, has kiled more movies than any actor alive; a friend of mine judges movies by the Spallness Factor

BWAH!!! There ought to be a warning label, along the lines of the Hedgehog warning for Ron Jeremy appearances.

I liked Gothic quite a bit. It creeped me the fuck out at first, but that's good. I also love the Ken Russell bit in Aria, just breaks me every time. NSM with his other movies; there are images that stick (Kathleen Turner's heels gouging into Anthony Perkins' thighs, Hugh Grant's bed), but the movies themselves generally don't speak to me. I had to watch Altered States for a college class, and I didn't get what the big deal was.

(Here's a challenge: for the same class I had to watch The Doors as well. It was not a film or performing arts class; can you guess what it was?)

We watched Dead Man last night. Iggy Pop! Gabriel Byrne! Crispin Glover! Billy Bob Thornton, unrecognizable! An amazingly sculptural Johnny Depp! Even without all those plusses, I would have liked it. A lot.

And thanks for the Jarmusch help - it helped me go with the movie rather than trying to make it into something left-brained. Corwood, I think your comments about Ghost Dog will help me appreciate that movie more.


P.M. Marc - Sep 09, 2005 4:39:06 am PDT #7234 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

BWAH!!! There ought to be a warning label, along the lines of the Hedgehog warning for Ron Jeremy appearances.

Argh! Picturing Spall naked. Pass brain bleach.


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2005 4:39:43 am PDT #7235 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(Here's a challenge: for the same class I had to watch The Doors as well. It was not a film or performing arts class; can you guess what it was?)

Drug Use in Pop Culture?


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 4:41:06 am PDT #7236 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pretentious Use of Native American Iconography?


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2005 4:41:50 am PDT #7237 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hallucinogens and You?


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 4:43:31 am PDT #7238 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Blowjobs and You?


Sue - Sep 09, 2005 4:44:56 am PDT #7239 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Nuts and Sluts?


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2005 4:45:59 am PDT #7240 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That wasn't a Freaks and Geeks episode title, but it should have been.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2005 4:46:37 am PDT #7241 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nuts and Sluts?

That sounds like a Jeopardy catagory.

"I'll take 'Nuts and Sluts' for four hundred, Alex."


Kalshane - Sep 09, 2005 4:51:11 am PDT #7242 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Trebeck was actually on Celebrity Poker last night. He's kind of goofy when he's not doing his host thing (or maybe it's after drinking steadily for two hours, as he was pretty much as you'd expect for the first half of the show.) Of course, there were numerous mustache and Jeopardy jokes from the hosts and the other players.