We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was getting tired of being stared at.
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Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat.
They look like big, strong hands, don't they?
What's this from. It's driving me nuts.
"One cent, two cents, three cents a peso! All those for Zorro, stand up and say so!"
The phone books are here! The phone books are here!
Attacked by Christmas toys. That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had.
Mark: Attempted suicide at the age of seventeen - can't remember why, I was sad about something.
Nina: Parents alive, Gloucestershire, teachers. Him geography, her history. So holidays it would be "Dad, where are we? Mum, have we been here before?"
So, you're all astronauts on some sort of...star trek?
By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.
If she were President, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.