By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
If she were President, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
...It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?
What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
No capes!
They look like big, strong hands, don't they?
What's this from. It's driving me nuts.
Neverending Story
Is one of us a dog in this scenario?
This ain't no ham on rye.
Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!