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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Nutty - Sep 06, 2005 3:38:37 pm PDT #7170 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think there's enough foreign-ness in a period drama (setting, clothes, the way people behave) that you don't need a "foreign" accent to signify "these people are not from your space-time location."

On the down side, there is Tony Curtis, "I taught da classix to da children of my meastah." American Broadcaster English, okay, but hearing Brooklyn out of a Roman slave is pretty effin weird.

(In Spartacus, Kirk Douglas talked Strangely Enunciated American, but was surrounded mostly by Brits -- Olivier and Ustinov as the lords, and the lovely Jean Wossname as a fellow slave, all talking Beeb English. As mish-mashes go, probably nobody cared about accent.)

(Then again, I just don't want to hear Tony Curtis attempt an accent of any kind, the way you don't want Tom Cruise or Kevin Costner to attempt an accent.)

I saw Funny Face for the first time the other night. Hello to the garish 60s design! The titles were done by Richard Avedon -- who knew? (I mean, besides the whole rest of the world?)


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2005 6:32:10 pm PDT #7171 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Slashdot:

"Marvel has raised $525 million to independently finance 10 movies based on its comics over seven years. The titles named are Captain America, The Avengers, Nick Fury, Black Panther, Ant-Man, Cloak & Dagger, Dr. Strange, Hawkeye, Power Pack and Shang-Chi. The company's also changing its name from Marvel Enterprises to Marvel Entertainment."

Ant-Man! He has the strength of a human!


DebetEsse - Sep 06, 2005 6:36:07 pm PDT #7172 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

The only encoding-foreign-language-as-accents thing that ever really made sense to me was having French people sound British (when there's no "English" spoken. Then it gets complicated). The US:UK::Canadian French:French French always made sense to me.


Polter-Cow - Sep 06, 2005 7:04:55 pm PDT #7173 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just saw The Aristocrats, and my face hurts from laughing.


Kathy A - Sep 06, 2005 8:20:41 pm PDT #7174 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I saw Funny Face for the first time the other night. Hello to the garish 60s design! The titles were done by Richard Avedon -- who knew? (I mean, besides the whole rest of the world?)

He also shot the photos of Audrey Hepburn during the fashion shoots. I love Funny Face for the fashion thing more than the dancing, sad to say (considering it's an Astaire pic).


evil jimi - Sep 06, 2005 8:36:37 pm PDT #7175 of 10002
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Just finished downloading a widescreen version of Robinson Crusoe on Mars. Haven't seen this movie for about 20 years, so I'm looking forward to sitting back and watching this on the weekend.


Gandalfe - Sep 06, 2005 9:02:49 pm PDT #7176 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

"Marvel has raised $525 million to independently finance 10 movies based on its comics over seven years. The titles named are Captain America, The Avengers, Nick Fury, Black Panther, Ant-Man, Cloak & Dagger, Dr. Strange, Hawkeye, Power Pack and Shang-Chi. The company's also changing its name from Marvel Enterprises to Marvel Entertainment."

Ant-Man? Shang-Chi? Cloak & Dagger? Power Fucking Pack? Why not just put the money directly into the shredder?

Also, I'm worried that Marvel won't be able to attract good directors all on their own. Directors can make shitty scripts watchable, but nothing can make up for bad directing.


Mr. Broom - Sep 06, 2005 9:08:04 pm PDT #7177 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

(Then again, I just don't want to hear Tony Curtis attempt an accent of any kind, the way you don't want Tom Cruise or Kevin Costner to attempt an accent.)

"I lawve you, Spahtacus." I laughed until I stopped.


Lee - Sep 07, 2005 8:08:37 pm PDT #7178 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm watching A Knight's Tale. It's not as good as I remembered, but it's still pretty fun.


Lyra Jane - Sep 08, 2005 5:21:51 am PDT #7179 of 10002
Up with the sun

I saw Eurotrip and A Series of Unfortunate Events recently.

Eurotrip is, like many dumb teen sex comedies, much more fun than one would expect it to be, and MT didn't have to embarrass herself hardly at all.

A Series... is gorgeously shot and wonderful to look at, and the acting is decent, but it's a very hollow experience. I couldn't care much about the characters, and movies rarely work for me without that.