(Then again, I just don't want to hear Tony Curtis attempt an accent of any kind, the way you don't want Tom Cruise or Kevin Costner to attempt an accent.)

"I lawve you, Spahtacus." I laughed until I stopped.

I'm watching A Knight's Tale. It's not as good as I remembered, but it's still pretty fun.

I saw Eurotrip and A Series of Unfortunate Events recently.

Eurotrip is, like many dumb teen sex comedies, much more fun than one would expect it to be, and MT didn't have to embarrass herself hardly at all.

A Series... is gorgeously shot and wonderful to look at, and the acting is decent, but it's a very hollow experience. I couldn't care much about the characters, and movies rarely work for me without that.

I like Eurotrip.

"You made out with your sister, man!"

Heehee.

Elijah Wood was on Bob and Tom this morning, doing a five minute spot for Green Street Hooligans. He mildly confirmed the Iggy Pop rumor, though it sounds like the whole deal is still up in the air.

He also gave a shout out to his dog.

I was a little upset that comparisons were made between British football hooligans and die hard LotR fans. It's nice to see that we're perpetuating the stereotype that anyone in fandom is not only crazy go nuts, but also possibly violent.

t rolls eyes

I watched Peter Weir's The Last Wave last night, a fantastic, creepy-as-hell movie about a rational Western man encountering an Otherness (in this case in the form of tribal aboriginal thought) that leaves him completely unhinged. The movie manages to avoid most of the racist magic Negro tropes (although the climactic scene loses its grip a bit), mainly by being neutral about which view of reality is correct. The last scene should have been cut, but everything that led up to it was brilliant.

OK, I need a crash course in Jarmusch. What am I looking for with his movies? Why do I never seem to get what his point is, although I generally feel like I like the movie?

Well, one thing I like - he said in an interview that most of your life is not the big events - marriage, graduation, getting that big job, or whatever - most of your life is the stuff that happens in between the big events in your life. So he likes his movies to focus on those in between moments.

Checkhov said almost the exact same thing about his plays. I love both Chechhov and Jarmusch, but both seem to lack in widespread appeal.

Well, Jarmusch isn't so much telling a story as creating a world with each film. It doesn't have a point any more than, say, Mount Fuji has a point--the experience of being there IS the point. It can be satisying and moving and thought-porvoking, but in the way an experience is rather than a story is.

Raq, I can't help you much but I loved Ghost Dog.