I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


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P.M. Marc - Sep 03, 2005 1:28:49 am PDT #7107 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That was (I thought) a really stupid movie. Didn't keep it from being a lot of fun, though (in my book).

If someone had told me it was a sports comedy, I'd have watched it AGES ago.

So thrillingly predictable.

That was Paul Bettany? Wow, I didn't even know I loved him before Master & Commander.

Yep. The Chaucer-in-a-pimp-coat was, in fact, Paul "Please Remain Naked" Bettany.

I sometimes have this theory that my marriage should allow me all the Pauls instead of just the one, which works well for Bettany and Gross, but falls apart at Reiser.


Volans - Sep 03, 2005 2:21:56 am PDT #7108 of 10002
move out and draw fire

What about Ru?


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 03, 2005 4:00:54 am PDT #7109 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't know Plei. Edie Brickell is a lot taller and has the reach on you... not sure I'd want to see you in a fight over the guy who sang "Kodachrome."


Sophia Brooks - Sep 03, 2005 4:15:40 am PDT #7110 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I fell in love with Pual Bettany in that movie! Just in love!

However, the movie REALLY irritated me. Not the anachronisms or anything, but the fact that something was so wrong with the love story that I thought, pretty much until the end of the movie, that Heath Ledger was going to end up with the nice armor making girl and not the dumb-ass lady.


§ ita § - Sep 03, 2005 4:37:03 am PDT #7111 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm with Sophia -- it's not just that I was rooting for the blacksmith, it's that I really thought it was how the story would end, with him with the cool and sensible chick.

You'd think I'd never seen movies.


Polter-Cow - Sep 03, 2005 4:56:19 am PDT #7112 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'll put in a third for that. I honestly thought that's where they were going with the story, otherwise why tease us like that? I liked the movie for the most part, though.


Jars - Sep 03, 2005 6:30:16 am PDT #7113 of 10002

I love that movie, but I tend to fast forward through the Shannon Sossamon (sp?) bits. And watch Paul Bettany's and Alan Tudyk's parts repeatedly. So brilliant. "I will FONG you!"


Volans - Sep 03, 2005 6:54:56 am PDT #7114 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Fourth, so much so that I've ret-conned my memory, and he does end up with the cool chick.


Sean K - Sep 03, 2005 7:17:04 am PDT #7115 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And I'll jump right on fifth with wishing he'd hooked up with the cool armorer chick.

And I'd totally forgotten Alan Tudyk was in that! Almost as entertaining as Naked!Chaucer.


P.M. Marc - Sep 03, 2005 8:05:36 am PDT #7116 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Dude, William was SO not worthy of Armor Girl Kate.

I found the lack of triangle refreshing, actually. Kate got to be one of the guys, as she totally would have wanted.